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Post by Geralyn on Nov 28, 2013 4:01:26 GMT
Once again, Good old Peter, discussing creative methods of hull maintenance...
[1:55] [Local] Sierra Tegg@tewha7: Any new hull breaches on your ship, Peter? [1:55] [Local] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: None that weren't plugged with bodies and or duct tape. [1:55] [Local] Sierra Tegg@tewha7: You still have that fat Bolian covering the one in the shuttlebay? [1:56] [Local] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: No. We installed a hinge and put a sign saying "Lift for free cake" there to help weed out the less intelligent crewmembers. [1:56] [Local] Sierra Tegg@tewha7: What kind of cake? [1:57] [Local] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: It doesn't specify. That's part of the test. [1:57] [Local] Sierra Tegg@tewha7: Other than free. [1:57] [Local] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: Naturally. [1:58] [Local] Sierra Tegg@tewha7: If it said chocolate cake I'd be floating in space right now you know. [1:58] [Local] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: Perhaps we shall amend the parameters of the test.
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Post by Geralyn on Dec 22, 2013 16:56:34 GMT
On which Asrai tries to reassure DTI Agent Blackwood that she will not tamper with the timeline, and where Six of One discovers a joke can backfire, and where everyone discovers Asrai's decision to domesticate a full-grown V-Rex (Lily) may be a bad idea in ways they never would have conceived of...
[10:13] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at Blackwood* I promise to do my best to avoid showing up in your workload
[10:14] [Local] Gage Blackwood@gbw2318: I suppose we could go with that definition, yeah.
[10:14] [Local] Gage Blackwood@gbw2318: *smiles at Wobble* I'd very much appreciate it.
[10:14] [Local] T'kigo@shohashi1: *nods and smiles* I am very glad to hear that.
[10:15] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at six* that means riding Lily in downtown 60's san fran is out.
[10:15] [Local] T'kigo@shohashi1: *looks to Asrai and shakes her head*
[10:16] Six of One@geralynrhig blinks, then smiles faintly. "Asrai, I would hope so. And...perhaps even more so you should not ride Lily in...downtown Tokyo, in 1955..."
[10:16] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *lights up* if I ever decide to flush my career I now have the number one thing on the top of my bucket list.
[10:16] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: because that would be AMAZING.
[10:16] [Local] T'kigo@shohashi1: *sighs and shakes her head*
[10:16] [Local] Gage Blackwood@gbw2318: *glances at Wobble uneasily*
[10:17] [Local] Six of One@geralynrhig: "Asrai...that was intended to be a...joke...not a /suggestion/..."
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Post by norcaler on Dec 23, 2013 2:40:50 GMT
((while dressed as Santa Claus as his granddaughter goes into labor on the starbase))
Ed Hunter@Norcaler: "Whoa! I deliver presents to kids, not kids to presents!"
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Post by Geralyn on Dec 29, 2013 2:27:44 GMT
Upon hearing gentleman adventurer Iskander quote an ancient Earth movie (and in which Admiral Rhig forgets not everyone's an engineer...)[Note: I know there's a science mistake in here, I was tired, but it was still funny...]
[8:26] [Local] Kilrai@Roffhessa: ...did you just quite The Princess Bride at me?
[8:27] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "I think he did."
[8:27] [Local] Iskander@steampunker7: *smirks.* "As a matter of fact I did. Good ears."
[8:27] [Local] Kilrai@Roffhessa: ...d'aw...
[8:27] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "Well, now we know Iskander has good taste in movies."
[8:27] [Local] Iskander@steampunker7: As if this was in doubt before?
[8:28] [Local] Uhidan@Glenn_Wrongjas: ::Shaking his head slowly::
[8:28] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig grins. "Less of a doubt, more of a Heisenberg's Uncertainty thing. Existing simultaneously in both states until your comment collapsed the wave form."
[8:29] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig tilts her head. "Erm...little too techie, that joke. Sorry, my Engineer is showing."
[8:29] [Local] Iskander@steampunker7: *blinks.* "Sorry, my apptitudes are cooking and biology. I leave the gear head stuff to my engineers...er, engineer."
[8:30] [Local] Uhidan@Glenn_Wrongjas: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. You can determine the position or the motion of an atom, not both.
[8:30] Kilrai@Roffhessa looks completely blankly at Rhig
[8:31] [Local] Kilrai@Roffhessa: ...I only shoot at people.
[8:31] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "Heh. I got in so much trouble first year at the Academy because of Heisenberg..."
[8:31] [Local] Uhidan@Glenn_Wrongjas: ::Peering over to Rhig:: You?
[8:32] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "..."I did my paper, Professor, but then I calculated it's velocity so precisely now it could be anywhere in the universe...so I don't have it with me'."
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Post by hszmv on Dec 31, 2013 17:43:40 GMT
((This is mostly amusing to people who've been part of the fleet for the better part of a year or too. T'Kor's favorite disruptor's stun setting is the stuff of legends.))
James Robert Martin@jamesrmartin: He looked over his shoulder. "Decker!" He called out.
Andrew Decker@hszmv: Sir?
James Robert Martin@jamesrmartin: "You talked to your Klingon yet?"
Andrew Decker@hszmv: Talking... it's an ongoing process.
James Robert Martin@jamesrmartin: "Well hurry him along I want results, I've got one problem that blind sided me I'll be damned if I'll have another, get on it and shake it from him."
James Robert Martin@jamesrmartin: that*
James Robert Martin@jamesrmartin: "That's all." He said in a clipped manner then turned back to the console.
Andrew Decker@hszmv: mutters something about wanting to see the Admiral shake something from T'Kor and his Disruptor with a stun setting.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 23:17:50 GMT
Gardner@LoonyEclipse extends a hand "Connor Gardner, USS Passchendaele, for the record."
Edward Anson@YourCO shakes it. "Edward Anson, U.S.S. Ark Royal."
[Local] Gardner@LoonyEclipse: "...I envy your ship's easy-to-spell name, Edward
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Post by tewha7 on Jan 3, 2014 8:32:10 GMT
Wobble is eating a digital picture frame.
Wobble@Wobblethegreat: and it cuts the roof of your mouth like certian cerials from earth. … Lisa@Gremstein: Asrai. Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *offers it up for a second* wait no... bad! Lisa@Gremstein: Captain Crunch does not cut the roof of your mouth. Wobble@Wobblethegreat: yes Lisa? Lisa@Gremstein: That's just a rumor being spread by Count Chocula.
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Post by Geralyn on Jan 3, 2014 20:36:26 GMT
In which a well-meaning Asrai (Wobble) is trying to convince Geralyn to stop smoking...in her own unique way...
[10:55] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *steals Geralyn's cigarette and... eats it... again*
[10:55] [Local] Sam@Huntario: "Asrai... Eh," Sam stutters. "That's not good."
[10:55] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig frowns. "Even if you don't care about burning yourself, those things are expensive."
[10:56] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: I buth mah tonge!
[10:56] [Local] Sam@Huntario: "..."
[10:56] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig folds her arms, then makes a gesture with one hand. "And...what have we learned?"
[10:56] Sam@Huntario looks to Geralyn. "Does she do that a lot?"
[10:57] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: devour it before you light it.
[10:57] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "No. And she shouldn't. Nanites or no, that's got to be painful."
[10:57] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig sighs. "Asrai. We went over this, remember?"
[10:57] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: I think so?
[10:58] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "Right. And we're not going to push, remember? You're going to give me time?"
[10:58] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: yup
[10:58] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: but I will continue to eat them from time to time on you.
[10:59] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "If you take them, I get stressed out. If I stress out, I smoke more. Self defeating."
[10:59] [Local] Sam@Huntario: "..."
[10:59] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: I promise not to steal the last one.
[10:59] [Local] Sam@Huntario: "I never thought I'd hear the 'Don't Eat My Cigarette' talk."
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Post by Gremstein on Jan 9, 2014 22:36:41 GMT
Rap battles in Crossover chat, a nice shot to the Kazon was made. Made me lol.
Andrew Decker@hszmv: You were dropped from the show fast, you first season tool. You stand by Neelix and you made him look cool!
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Post by krow on Jan 9, 2014 22:37:54 GMT
(4:51:00 PM) khaoskrow: "Yo my name is MC Culluh and you're rappin with the best, see me spit my crazy flow while i'm squeezin Seska's breast."
(4:54:14 PM) hszmv: Oooh no you ain't bitch. Don't you start that shit cause I'll seal your fate/ They call me Janeway, first name Kate/ I'm gonna teach you're Oompa-Loompa Ass to respect me/
(4:54:25 PM) hszmv: Rollin' in the delta quadrant in my NCC!
(4:57:35 PM) khaoskrow: "Bitch yo flow is hella lame, I come from the Delta plane. Sippin 40
(4:57:44 PM) khaoskrow: Oh fuck me. Stupid enter key...
(4:58:38 PM) khaoskrow: Bitch, even my OOC has flow. I jacked your ship you midget ho.
(5:02:35 PM) hszmv: Who did your hair, a Horta? I've seen more personality from a Vorta. You're not something that I have ever dread. I got more nightmares from a fat Pakled!
(5:03:05 PM) hszmv: You were dropped from the show fast, you first season tool. You stand by Neelix and you made him look cool!
(5:16:36 PM) khaoskrow: Slut, you bringing up that troll? Now my rhymes are gonna roll. That fucker couldn't cook and liked to pork kids. When I saw his fugly face, man I wished he got SIDS. +
(5:19:23 PM) khaoskrow: You ain't nothin but a tiny space palin, with all your gun wavin and your crewmember nailin? Girl, no wonder you went and had sex with a gecko.
(5:19:26 PM) khaoskrow: When Paris looked at your normal face, his reaction was "HELL no."
(5:21:46 PM) hszmv: Okay, Kremin, now I'm gonna be your tutor. Time to get my Three Star Self to come back from the Future. We beat Undine. Stomped the Borg Queen. You need to comb your hair with a garden rake.+
(5:22:07 PM) hszmv: When I take a sip from my mug, I make the Q Quake!
(5:27:49 PM) khaoskrow: Shorty let me school you in Iambic pentameter. Knock your ship around till she's spraying antimatter. Bitch, your ship was so shit I LET you have it back. +
(5:28:04 PM) khaoskrow: Step to me and I'll leave your eye like your coffee. Black.
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Post by tewha7 on Jan 10, 2014 2:54:35 GMT
You have made me interested in rap offs. I hate you all for this.
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Post by Geralyn on Jan 14, 2014 0:47:10 GMT
Geralyn Rhig and Shanna attempt to understand the enigmatic little alien called Didgit, whose attempts at communication are at times less than comprehensible...
[7:25] Didgit@PG5K puffs out her cheeks and flails her arms.
[7:25] [Local] Shanna@shohashi1: *looks at Didgit and arches a brow*
[7:26] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig looks at Shanna in bewilderment. "I'm completely lost here. It's not a sensation I'm used to."
[7:26] [Local] Shanna@shohashi1: *nods* That makes two of us Ger.
[7:27] [Local] Shanna@shohashi1: Somehow we've gone from over-sized breasts to calender centerfolds to Terran wildlife.
[7:28] [Local] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig: "Is it me...or does that make an awkward transition somewhere?"
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Post by tewha7 on Jan 15, 2014 8:02:34 GMT
Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: I'm perfectly normal. I'm just not a fan of Ferengi. And apparently considering one's airlock a "Ferengi Relocation Device" is now bad. Sierra Tegg@tewha7: How many fit in an airlock, anyway? Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation looks to Sia, "As many as you want. You just need to open the other door periodically."
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Post by hszmv on Jan 25, 2014 4:46:26 GMT
R'Tal Rylov@hszmv: Yes... sorry... I keep forgetting most of the galaxy has never had authentic Romulan cooking... you think the Tal Shiar was good at keeping secrets? You should see a Romulan Mother protecter her Vappa Berry Pie Recipie.
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Post by norcaler on Jan 26, 2014 21:28:11 GMT
Ed Hunter@Norcaler puffs his cigar. "So, how's Captain What's His Name the pet Human?"
Tiana@vitas33: Your son?
Ed Hunter@Norcaler: "No, /your/ pet human."
Tiana@vitas33: Jim?
Isolde Boru@yshohashi: "Not at all, Snowy."
Ed Hunter@Norcaler: "That's the one."
Tiana@vitas33: ADMIRAL James Hunter is doing fine.
Ed Hunter@Norcaler coughs. for many reasons not cigar-related.
Tiana@vitas33: I mean, James Martin.
Ed Hunter@Norcaler mutters, "...dammit, how many kids do I have floating around out there?"
Tiana@vitas33: Funny how I get names mixed up.
Tiana@vitas33: I'm going to blame you.
Snowymane@forumannoyance: umm...
Ed Hunter@Norcaler takes a /long/ drink of his lager. "Yeah, because I just love giving myself heart attacks."
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Post by killerwing on Jan 30, 2014 1:50:48 GMT
[8:16] [RP Communications] Sam@Emulator: K'Tar: "He's delivered the ships and manpower to our mutual partner as agreed. he's poised to strike Klingon Territory when the shootign starts."
[8:17] [Command Deck] Thran@hszmv: She's very Ugly... even by Klingon women standards... that is a female Klingon, right?
[8:17] John Sanders@Norcaler rests his face in his palm thanks to Thran.
[8:17] [Command Deck] Seventeen of Twenty-Five@dwarkiller: As usual Lieutenant Olnosev, your inability to differenciate genders is...should we say astounding?
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Post by korzan on Jan 31, 2014 15:00:18 GMT
Sindari@khaoskrow: Now I'm picturing an Orion Miley Sirus riding a torpedo with no clothes on. T_T
Sindari@khaoskrow: Can not unsee.
@pwc1979 has logged off.
Maverick@Sibera: "Captain, I am detecting a sack of bones and skin flapping on a torpedo."
Kizra@silentsentinel1: Thats not anything I've ever wanted to imange...LOL
Vrainak@ryftlord: Gah! Nooooo
Vrainak@ryftlord: >_<
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Post by norcaler on Feb 7, 2014 4:26:36 GMT
((Another instance of Salen being Salen))
Kayla Black@Pheonyx: *Takes Salen Mal to a medical tent* "Sir... we have reason to believe you have a bomb implanted in you without your knowledge."
Salen Mal@Norcaler: grins. "...didn't know you were into role-play, darling..."
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Post by Geralyn on Feb 8, 2014 0:08:15 GMT
A bit of semi(?) OOC silliness between Geralyn, her grandson-by-adoption Sam, and Hope.
[7:01] Sam@Huntario gives Hope his Sam-Shrug.
[7:01] Hope@grantoliver Counters with a Hope-shrug.
[7:02] Sam@Huntario plays a shrug face down.
[7:02] Hope@grantoliver activates a magic shrug.
[7:02] Sam@Huntario sacrifices one shrug to the graveyard.
[7:03] Hope@grantoliver uses shrug reborn.
[7:03] Geralyn Rhig@geralynrhig deploys an orbital shrug on Sam and Hope's position.
[7:03] Hope@grantoliver Shrug points drop to 0.
[7:04] [Local] Hope@grantoliver: "...My shoulders hurt now."
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Post by norcaler on Feb 9, 2014 2:52:42 GMT
((Context is muy importante))
Nalla@captainmathew: didnt like what you saw sam?
Sam@Huntario: Just poking around.
Nalla@captainmathew: Ah
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