ryftlord
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Post by ryftlord on May 6, 2015 2:32:38 GMT
[9:20] [Crew Deck] Thirteen@asd886: glances at Ralius, then returns her gaze forwards. "You flew well, Romulan. I believe you are a competent helms officer."
[9:21] [Crew Deck] Ralius@ryftlord: "I haven't crashed the ship yet, thanks." he says with a nod.
[9:21] [Crew Deck] Thirteen@asd886: "Correct. That was the Captain."
Not sure how insulted T'Kor should feel, or how complimented Ralius should feel...
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Post by firebringeraxel on May 6, 2015 2:51:57 GMT
The Death of T'kor
T'Kor@hszmv: <C>Starfleet... Prepare to receive now<C>
Action@firebringeraxel1: <C> "Understood."
T'Kor@hszmv: *presses the beam out button*
Action@firebringeraxel1: The crew beams aboard the Sovvy.
T'Kor@hszmv: <C>Starfleet, inform my crew: Tonk has been promoted.<C>
Action@firebringeraxel1: <C> "Will do Captain, die well."
T'Kor@hszmv: turns to the Transporter room door as it opens to a troop of borg and begins to fire at each of them.
Action@firebringeraxel1: The crew all find themselves aboard a Starfleet vessel, being scanned by a Doctor
Tonk@Nemulim: snorted loudly, nodded once and lowered her rifle so as not to threaten the federation doctors.
Jo'rog@LoonyEclipse: *takes the poking, scanning a prodding....stoically*
Ralius@ryftlord: Lets out a long withheld sigh of relief.
Haro@Keroji: tries pretty hard to shoo the doctor away.
T'Kor@hszmv: starts hacking and slashing the borg apart as they get close before he drops his Honor Guard rifle. He reaches for his disruptor pistol and fires at the closest Borg. It merely clicks.
T'Kor@hszmv: smiles, "Ah... so Stun setting it is."
Action@firebringeraxel1: The Sovereign detecting the building core detonation moves past the gate, continuing to bait the Cube with torpedo attacks.
S'Rell@khaoskrow: snarls at the Fed scanning him, but sheathes his Khukri.
Thirteen@asd886: steps off the transporter pad, ignoring the scanning doctor completely. She flips out a display device and looks over it.
Haro@Keroji: "No, seriously, shoo, shoo!" waves the starfleet doctor off.
T'Kor@hszmv: begins pistol whipping the Borg noticing the Transporter has no locks, "Honorless PetaQ'. A Klingon ship needs two officers to self destruct... but only needs one to activate the Warp Drive!"
T'Kor@hszmv: "Computer: Activate T'Kor Endgame."
Action@firebringeraxel1: <C> Acknowledged, Captain."
Haro@Keroji: looks to her wrist display, which is still tied into the blp Ho's power grid. "...He's gonna do it."
Thirteen@asd886: nods at Haro, "Indeed."
Tonk@Nemulim: "Of course he is, Lieutenant." T'onk grinned over at Haro. "He is klingon."
Thirteen@asd886: strides over to the Federation officer abruptly. "Less than two minutes until the gateway goes critical. I hope we are a safe distance away..."
Action@firebringeraxel1: <C> "All vessels break off and make to the edge of the system. It's going to get loud out here."
Action@firebringeraxel1: The Sovvy, Steamrunner, and Mogh scoop up any pods they can and make for the edge of the system
T'Kor@hszmv: Action: The bIp Ho turns towards the cube. Her nacelles glow bright read and the ship begins to rubberband. In the blink of an eye, the Bird of Prey is gone and a massive explosion engulfs the cube
Action@firebringeraxel1: The Cube lurches to a stop as a third of its mass is suddenly vaporized by a near light speed impact!
Haro@Keroji: sighs as her display goes dead. "..."
Thirteen@asd886: looks up at Tonk. "The blp Ho' has been destroyed and the borg are vaporized. The Captain died well."
Action@firebringeraxel1: Micro explosions tear through the remnants of the Cube before it erupts in a brilliant explosion!
Action@firebringeraxel1: Two more Cubes drop out of Warp near the gate, their arrival amusing to anyone who knows what is about to happen...
Dr. Whitlock@Flynt_DoubleBrook: *opens the hatch of the pod as it lands in the shuttlebay* "Well hello sailors. We've got wounded here. Sickbay now."
Thirteen@asd886: checks her display once more. "The gate will be detonating momentarily. I recommend we brace for impact."
Action@firebringeraxel1: The Transwarp Gate rocks with numerous explosions, then one final massive blast that scrambles sensors all around. When it final subsides nothing remains but scrap.
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Post by greeneagle346 on May 15, 2015 2:53:07 GMT
Another case of the infamous lesbo-saurus rex:
After Aldi and Vidria try to set up Kallina and Ayer (two cases of slight awkward), and Aldi leaves...
[9:46] [Local] Vidria Goul@firebringeraxel1: "I should catch up to my Human and see about eating... something. You girls take care."
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ryftlord
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Post by ryftlord on May 30, 2015 0:44:09 GMT
[7:23] [Command Deck] General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The screen displays the words 'Dino-mite" as the female voth starts to strip out of her armor with sensual hip motions.
[7:26] [Command Deck] Ralius@ryftlord: Wrinkles his nose in disgust as he shoves away from the console, clearly unamused and unaroused. He mutters audibly. "Too scaly for my taste."
[7:26] [Command Deck] Tonk@Nemulim: grinned wickedly at Ralius, catching a glimpse of his screen. "Is that so?"
[7:27] [Command Deck] Ralius@ryftlord: "Quite, I prefer not to have to keep them warm by myself."
So if this is what you mean when you ask him if he "likes it rough.", the answer is no.
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ryftlord
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Post by ryftlord on Jun 11, 2015 1:02:45 GMT
Ain't that the truth...
[7:05] [Command Deck] Logica@geralynrhig: "Political maneuverings and intrigue, at a time when more pressing issues affect the galaxy as a whole..."
[7:06] [Command Deck] Rokhelh@ryftlord: "Politics rarely have the true best interests of the people in mind."
[7:07] [Command Deck] Taselle Janor@firebringeraxel1: "As someone who spends much time relaying between them I cna speak to the truth of such, on all sides."
[7:08] [Command Deck] Logica@geralynrhig: "I find that most government systems, if followed as written, would be beneficial. The difficulty lies in the necessity for individuals to administrate the government."
[7:08] [Command Deck] Taselle Janor@firebringeraxel1: "Correct, Captain."
[7:08] [Command Deck] Rokhelh@ryftlord: "Please let me know when that happens, meanwhile I shall be dying of old age."
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ryftlord
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Post by ryftlord on Jun 28, 2015 3:02:42 GMT
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tewha7
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Post by tewha7 on Aug 14, 2015 1:34:38 GMT
Gardner@LoonyEclipse shrugs "Eh, we acknowledg,e we move on...such is the chain of life. How was the day?"
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: Oh, it's good. Great, even. I just spent time on the choclo-deck.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: ....choclo-...did you make willy wonky's factory on there?
Sierra Tegg@tewha7 nods
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: It's taken over as Sierra One.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: ...that's brilliant.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: I took the liberty of making the oompa-loompas Tellarites.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: It's... not funny. But it makes me laugh every time anyway.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse arches an eyebrow with his best 'really?' look
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: And I used Ambassador Picard as the body for Willy Wonka.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: Miss Tegg. I am deeply, deeply disap-
Gardner@LoonyEclipse laughs
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: Okay, this I need to see.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: You should see him when he starts singing about chocolate.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: I used a musical.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: He's got quite a voice.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: There's a willy wonka musical?
Gardner@LoonyEclipse blinks "...and i'm trying to imagine Picard singing....it...does not compute"
Sierra Tegg@tewha7 meets his eyes
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: Imagine an opera singer, but more proper English.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: There's also a brilliant soliloquy in the last act.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: I,,,confession time. i made it a point in my life to avoid opera.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: A solioquy...in Willy Wonka?
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: you're killin' me here, smalls.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: Yes. It's on the positive nature of humanity, deep beneath everything else.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: I wrote that bit myself. It needed it.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: ...he was good at those speeches, wans't he?
Sierra Tegg@tewha7 nods
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: It's not right for Picard to sing his way through an entire play.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: I'll show you some time. A couple synthehols might help.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: I think I'd need some proper booze for that one, hon.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: I did have him interrupt himself with "Now this is becoming a bit of a speech" if that helps.
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: And yet, he plunged on with thespian abandon?
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: Well, he pauses for a bit. But yes. In the end.
Sierra Tegg@tewha7: The show must go on, as it were.
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Post by norcaler on Nov 3, 2015 1:40:54 GMT
Nathan McBride@Norcaler: "Basically a large of Earth sports involve trying to put some thing some place else and make as hard to do as possible."
Nathan McBride@Norcaler: *large number
Gardner@LoonyEclipse: Pretty much
Kiso@Keroji: "Isn't that your mating ritual?"
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Post by norcaler on Nov 13, 2015 1:28:34 GMT
((Referring to Captain Va'kel Shon))
Kiso@Keroji: "Don't know, only met him once."
Kiso@Keroji: "Wouldn't even call it 'meeting' him. More like pumping into him in a hallway outside Quinn's office."
Salen Mal@Norcaler: "...what?"
Kiso@Keroji: "...Bumping."
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Flynt
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Post by Flynt on Dec 1, 2015 3:19:19 GMT
Locale: TeamSpeak Date/Time: 11/30/2015 21:16:10 -0600
LooneyEclipse: "Do you know who buys the second most explosives after the United States Government.
"hszmv": Disney World!
"hszmv": I knew that, Looney... Used to live near there.
"hszmv": As a former Florida Resident, every day, five times a day, I must stop and pray in the direction of the EPCOT Sphere.
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Post by norcaler on Mar 24, 2016 0:29:48 GMT
Koniea@Markus_Gustav: Orange Juice, please.
Tiana@vitas33: juices are color coded now?
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Post by julianna on Mar 26, 2016 22:09:59 GMT
a few gems from the second outing of the USS Foundation, as you can tell, we are having some teething problems with our AI
Sharel Haun@hszmv: Foundation... the moons please? Are all three in unusual orbits? T'Lynn@Sunleaper: A great captain once said 'We are Starfleet, Wierd is what we do." Foundation@RasiTalon: Yes. They are all orbiting in a trinary configuration around their center of mass. Foundation@RasiTalon: The center of mass orbits around the planet. T'Lynn@Sunleaper: which would logically suggest something is holding these moons in a particular pattern. Susisai Arbriel-Kell@vasco56: Anything remerkable about that planet? Foundation@RasiTalon: Yes. It has three unusual moons. T'Lynn@Sunleaper: *smirks* Sharel Haun@hszmv: I hate to say it commander... but you set yourself up for that. Chase@Aegea: *stifles an outburst of laughter*
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Tilleth@icn1982: Fire a torpedo into the empty space of this system, detonate it and see what happens to its energy Foundation@RasiTalon: I do not believe use of force is justified for experimental purposes. Tilleth@icn1982: and also o monitor for any rection dfrom the moon Tilleth@icn1982: the torpedo would not be force, only as a source of energy Susisai Arbriel-Kell@vasco56: I believe Tilleth was suggesting that it should be detonated in open space to determine what happens to the energy released, not actually target anything Foundation@RasiTalon: That distinction may not be so clear to others. Tempest Arbriel-Kell@Master_Arbriel: "That sounds like it might provoke the lifeform, thank you for your recommendation though. Our mission is not to provoke thel ifeform, but rather to try and understand it as best we can." Susisai Arbriel-Kell@vasco56: Providing it's clear to the Tactical Officer, we should be golden
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Susisai Arbriel-Kell@vasco56: Unless we wish to risk antagonising something the size of a moon, I suggest we write our number on a napkin and ask it to call us Foundation@RasiTalon: Standing ready to replicate Napkins.
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Post by norcaler on Mar 31, 2016 23:51:11 GMT
Tiana@vitas33: I have a lot of stories.
Nathan McBride@Norcaler: "You could say her second job is bein' a 'teller of said stories."
Nathan McBride@Norcaler meta humored again.
Marie Hume@oyani slaps her hand on the counter. "Nah moite. Sad or happy, I love a good story."
Tiana@vitas33: I am a master of such nerrative games!
Tiana@vitas33 rebutts in kind with more meta humor
Nathan McBride@Norcaler: "Hey, I just play my role and see how the dice lands."
Tiana@vitas33: Sounds like you live in a fantasy land, nate. You should unplug from the holodeck and go experience what it actually means to live.
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Post by norcaler on Apr 28, 2016 0:01:20 GMT
Katai Ghalara. oyani: "Okay, you can stop twisting my arm. But Lohra. I'm retaining creative control of the business. It's an equal partnership where I'm the boss!" Decius tr'Merek@Norcaler: "Just like our marriage!" Katai Ghalara. oyani looks over her shoulder. "..."
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Post by norcaler on May 10, 2016 23:52:40 GMT
James MacFarlane@thetokenbrit finishes his Gin. "I shall perhaps see you later, hmm?" He smiles to Woadie and nods to Dinala. "Actually, it's me. Don't worry though, I'm leaving!" He chuckles.
Nathan McBride@Norcaler 's dog starts barking at MacFarlane as he passes.
Nathan McBride@Norcaler: "Chewie! Shhhh!"
Nathan McBride@Norcaler: "Sorry about that, sir."
Tiana@vitas33: Do all dogs misbehave like that?
James MacFarlane@thetokenbrit smiles at the McBride. "He's got a good nose! Knows the bad ones when he sees them!" He winks and looks at the dog.
Nathan McBride@Norcaler half-whispers to Tiana, "Third admiral since we got here..."
Tiana@vitas33: Dogs bark at and hate admirals? Had I known that I'd have ten of them.
Tiana@vitas33: They'd be posted at key locations on my ship
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Post by hszmv on May 11, 2016 23:43:12 GMT
K'ara@tolmarius: *Takes roll* "Kurland?" "Here!"
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Post by miller11b on Jun 29, 2016 23:37:21 GMT
Aira@slinkiisu: "I'm not fighting another swarm of crab people."
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tewha7
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Post by tewha7 on Jul 24, 2016 18:14:30 GMT
I tried to cut this down to just a line or two, but I enjoyed the whole thing. I wish I'd known years ago that playing a logical being in a illogical world would be so much fun.
T'Rari: I have also cleared it with the ship's XO. T'Rari: His exact words were "I don't give a flying ****, T'Rari. Honestly!" Rilil: *facepalms* Wow... T'Rari: Yes. Perhaps I should not have asked him through the head door. Rilil: I'll have to see what Doctor Williams says about having it in sickba- Why did you ask him there? T'Rari lifts an eyebrow T'Rari: That's where he was. T'Rari: Asking elsewhere, where he was not, would have been illogical. Rilil: What about waiting for him to have finished... using the head? T'Rari nods once T'Rari: I shall remember that for next time. Rilil: Probably a good idea to apply that to showers too. T'Rari tilts head, considering T'Rari: Is this a general rule for all naked or semi-naked time? Rilil: Probably. T'Rari: But I do not count swimwear on Risa as semi-naked time. Rilil: *bites her lip... pondering something a moment* Well... Risa in swimwear is an exception, yes. T'Rari: You emotional species can be difficult to comprehend.
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Post by tewha7 on Jul 31, 2016 18:57:38 GMT
I caught this without context:
Dodi@oyani rubs her chin. "Friend, all I need is a six-pack of slug-o-cola and a well armed sofa fort!"
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Post by norcaler on Nov 23, 2016 1:34:26 GMT
Katai Ghalara. oyani leans against the counter, eyes rolling up the ceiling as she remembers, akin to Anna O. "Well, in my dream, I was on stage. The theatre was packed, brimming side to side with people." Decius tr'Merek@Norcaler: "Go on." Katai Ghalara. oyani: "You and your family were there, as was Ki'is, who was just a face, Siraena, my brothers and sisters. I was about to burst into song when a + Katai Ghalara. oyani: "Talking cauldron with red liquid burst through the fourth wall, screaming 'Oh Yeah.' That's when I realised that I couldn't remember any of my lines."
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