tewha7
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You can't be a hero unless you're rising above circumstance.
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Post by tewha7 on Aug 3, 2016 1:49:07 GMT
"The Klingons are firing," said the smooth voiced helmsman.
"Get our shields up," ordered the Commander.
"Shields are not responding, Commander," replied the helmsman. His voice seemed as calm as ever. "In fact, my entire board is not responding."
The Commander scowled. "Bridge to Engineering," he said.
"Engineering, Davika here. Look, I'm a little busy..."
"We need those shields!"
"I'm trying, Commander, but the panel just isn't responding! Nothing is!"
"Davika, shields or we're all dead!"
"I... oh! It's our player's mouse! It's dead! And she keeps forgetting she can use the keyboard!"
"Options?"
"Well, Best Buy is only ten minutes away..."
"Can we hold out ten minutes? And can we get that noise off?"
Silly Commander. Ten minutes each way, ten to buy the mouse. And that noise was Sabotage, by The Beastie Boys. It's traditional. But before Davika could reply, the ship imploded.
The universe paused.
Then the ship exploded.
Tewha7 went to buy another mouse. But not before posting this, because... well, I'm weird. It's the reason I post anything at all, really.
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