Post by killerwing on Jun 14, 2013 17:12:53 GMT
From time to time you'll run into banter and one-liners too good to keep
to yourself. The bulk of what follows is from the original thread
posted by multiple users. Please include the @handle(s) as well. Lets
start with this little gem from an Avalon session:
Fearos@Keroji: Well, Sir...You smell like a femal in heat. *mentally braces himself*
Kent@Theonis: *a little taken back and caught off guard* What I do when I'm off duty
and who its with is of none of your concern.
Fearos@Keroji: *blinks* I...didn't mean...*quickly running out of things to say*
Kent@Theonis: Wait... um... that was uncalled for and realy came out wrong. All I did
was hug my daughter before leaving for the ship.
Hromar@Ayche (When Tomalar@Borellus closes a comm channel)) "What a lovely woman..."
Hromar@Ayche (To Tomalar@Borellus, when she tries to beam off the station)) "Fool me once, General..."
*Scence opens on a large cliff on the xindi alliance homeworld*
>John@Willy-am: Look A bird!! *points out into the sky*
>Crewman@Brutanicus: Where? *looking out into the sky*
>John@Willy-am: There *he pushs crewman off the cliff*
>Crewman@Bruntanicus: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! *splat*
*Not an exact quote*
General Tomalar@Borellus: Don't tempt me, Commander!
Jason Hunter@Norcaler: "You just declared war against the United Federation of Planets, General," he says. "Don't tempt me to have the Avalon blow the Valdore out of the water and take you in as a POW."
Puma talking to Sean.
Well,
if you like exotic Coffee that much, why not Kopi Luwak? Give me a
handful of coffee beans and we can wait 24 hours if you want.
Puma's really bad day:
Jason Hunter@Norcaler: "Mew would tech..." he starts to say. "Aw, dammit!"
***
Puma@Theonis:Surrre rrright, do you know whats it like being arround all these other
caitains who don't have a damn accent? I'm dating one who can speak
better then I can, and she aint even putting out. Lets see you go months
with out getting laid. Damn it leave mew alone with mews acccent.
Jason
Hunter@Norcaler is tempted to point out that he had a long dry spell
after his /wife/ died, but lets Puma vent without comment.
Kiso@Keroji: *deadpans at Puma, probably stopping himself from breaking a rib laughing*
Puma@Theonis: *takes a deep breath, taill all puffed up*
***
>Puma@Theonis: Screw you all, I need to go get laid. Harrrdon... damn it, Hadrrron, I need a suite, now.
>Hromar@Ayche , "I hear Vulcan Love Slave is good..." he punctuates with a sip from his mug.
> Puma@Theonis: *walks off headed to a suite.
***
Hromar@Aycheshoots Miria a glare for a moment, then looks back to Puma.
"That's right, I did. I stepped in as your commanding officer because you were
making a scene in the middle of a public location. And you know why?
Because every night I go home to empty quarters. I don't have someone
there waiting for me so I can vent about my day, I don't have someone to
tell me it's alright. I don't have someone to tell me it's alright. I
don't have someone to love and care for me, weather snarky or not. And
when I saw my friend, someone who's been able to move on himself from a
similar situation, when I saw about to destroy it because of an imagined
slight? Yes, I stepped in.
*In response to being told that there may still be a chance for her to find romance...*
Whitlock: *deadpans* Quick, someone find me a vulcan undergoing pon farr
More Puma and Kiso fun with a dash of Jason Hunter:
Kiso@Keroji: I'm hearing things, now...
Puma@Theonis:
~Oh shit, quick think of soemthing else~ *thinks of a naked fissi* ~no
not that no not that right now.~ *thinks of playing with yarn*
Kiso@Keroji: Voices...Just randomly...*blinks*...Okay, yeah...Nevermind. *sips his coffee*
*** And Kiso Admitting to getting his tail whooped, and being very afraid.
Kiso@Keroji:
Something not even I can say. Now, before I go and get my ass handed to
me on a silver platter, answer me this. Are you happy with Fissi?
***
*Not an exact quote*
Kent@Theonis: Ever feel like you've had hours of your life wasted?
Jason Hunter@Norcaler: "There was that Betazoid I dated when I was a JG, sir," he deadpans.
Hromar@Ayche: Really?
***
>Kiso@Keroji: *looks at Puma for a noticable time* Security room.
> Puma@Theonis: *locks up and pisses him self*
>Puma@Theonis: *hsi hand shacking as he tries to hold onto the bar*
>Kiso@Keroji: *double takes* What the hell?
>Samuel@Willy-am: *looks to Puma* Go change
>Puma@Theonis: *looks around the bar as a puddle forms under both feet* Um... I need to go now.
>Samuel@Willy-am: *steps away from the puddle*
> Kiso@Keroji: It never happened. *swigs his drink, casting a sharp-eyed glance at Sam*
> Puma@Theonis: *leaves wet foot prints as he walks off*
17 of 25(to Kat): I wish to congratulate you on the acquisition of your
new subunit. (basically grats for her new baby...in the borg way).
*Upon being forced to abandon the Retribution and discovering that his precious Cardassian lock box contained a mere IOU for a Galor-class cruiser*
Fik@Norcaler: "I! HATE! MY! LIFE!" he shouts.
-
*Whilst speaking with Liani@Kaptain_Morgan about his son Darren's attempt to chew on the tail of Kiso@Keroji*
Jason
Hunter@Norcaler: "This is Kiso we're talking about," he says. "Any
other person and playing with his tail would be considered an act of
suicide."
to yourself. The bulk of what follows is from the original thread
posted by multiple users. Please include the @handle(s) as well. Lets
start with this little gem from an Avalon session:
Fearos@Keroji: Well, Sir...You smell like a femal in heat. *mentally braces himself*
Kent@Theonis: *a little taken back and caught off guard* What I do when I'm off duty
and who its with is of none of your concern.
Fearos@Keroji: *blinks* I...didn't mean...*quickly running out of things to say*
Kent@Theonis: Wait... um... that was uncalled for and realy came out wrong. All I did
was hug my daughter before leaving for the ship.
Hromar@Ayche (When Tomalar@Borellus closes a comm channel)) "What a lovely woman..."
Hromar@Ayche (To Tomalar@Borellus, when she tries to beam off the station)) "Fool me once, General..."
*Scence opens on a large cliff on the xindi alliance homeworld*
>John@Willy-am: Look A bird!! *points out into the sky*
>Crewman@Brutanicus: Where? *looking out into the sky*
>John@Willy-am: There *he pushs crewman off the cliff*
>Crewman@Bruntanicus: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! *splat*
*Not an exact quote*
General Tomalar@Borellus: Don't tempt me, Commander!
Jason Hunter@Norcaler: "You just declared war against the United Federation of Planets, General," he says. "Don't tempt me to have the Avalon blow the Valdore out of the water and take you in as a POW."
Puma talking to Sean.
Well,
if you like exotic Coffee that much, why not Kopi Luwak? Give me a
handful of coffee beans and we can wait 24 hours if you want.
Puma's really bad day:
Jason Hunter@Norcaler: "Mew would tech..." he starts to say. "Aw, dammit!"
***
Puma@Theonis:Surrre rrright, do you know whats it like being arround all these other
caitains who don't have a damn accent? I'm dating one who can speak
better then I can, and she aint even putting out. Lets see you go months
with out getting laid. Damn it leave mew alone with mews acccent.
Jason
Hunter@Norcaler is tempted to point out that he had a long dry spell
after his /wife/ died, but lets Puma vent without comment.
Kiso@Keroji: *deadpans at Puma, probably stopping himself from breaking a rib laughing*
Puma@Theonis: *takes a deep breath, taill all puffed up*
***
>Puma@Theonis: Screw you all, I need to go get laid. Harrrdon... damn it, Hadrrron, I need a suite, now.
>Hromar@Ayche , "I hear Vulcan Love Slave is good..." he punctuates with a sip from his mug.
> Puma@Theonis: *walks off headed to a suite.
***
Hromar@Aycheshoots Miria a glare for a moment, then looks back to Puma.
"That's right, I did. I stepped in as your commanding officer because you were
making a scene in the middle of a public location. And you know why?
Because every night I go home to empty quarters. I don't have someone
there waiting for me so I can vent about my day, I don't have someone to
tell me it's alright. I don't have someone to tell me it's alright. I
don't have someone to love and care for me, weather snarky or not. And
when I saw my friend, someone who's been able to move on himself from a
similar situation, when I saw about to destroy it because of an imagined
slight? Yes, I stepped in.
*In response to being told that there may still be a chance for her to find romance...*
Whitlock: *deadpans* Quick, someone find me a vulcan undergoing pon farr
More Puma and Kiso fun with a dash of Jason Hunter:
Kiso@Keroji: I'm hearing things, now...
Puma@Theonis:
~Oh shit, quick think of soemthing else~ *thinks of a naked fissi* ~no
not that no not that right now.~ *thinks of playing with yarn*
Kiso@Keroji: Voices...Just randomly...*blinks*...Okay, yeah...Nevermind. *sips his coffee*
*** And Kiso Admitting to getting his tail whooped, and being very afraid.
Kiso@Keroji:
Something not even I can say. Now, before I go and get my ass handed to
me on a silver platter, answer me this. Are you happy with Fissi?
***
*Not an exact quote*
Kent@Theonis: Ever feel like you've had hours of your life wasted?
Jason Hunter@Norcaler: "There was that Betazoid I dated when I was a JG, sir," he deadpans.
Hromar@Ayche: Really?
***
>Kiso@Keroji: *looks at Puma for a noticable time* Security room.
> Puma@Theonis: *locks up and pisses him self*
>Puma@Theonis: *hsi hand shacking as he tries to hold onto the bar*
>Kiso@Keroji: *double takes* What the hell?
>Samuel@Willy-am: *looks to Puma* Go change
>Puma@Theonis: *looks around the bar as a puddle forms under both feet* Um... I need to go now.
>Samuel@Willy-am: *steps away from the puddle*
> Kiso@Keroji: It never happened. *swigs his drink, casting a sharp-eyed glance at Sam*
> Puma@Theonis: *leaves wet foot prints as he walks off*
17 of 25(to Kat): I wish to congratulate you on the acquisition of your
new subunit. (basically grats for her new baby...in the borg way).
*Upon being forced to abandon the Retribution and discovering that his precious Cardassian lock box contained a mere IOU for a Galor-class cruiser*
Fik@Norcaler: "I! HATE! MY! LIFE!" he shouts.
-
*Whilst speaking with Liani@Kaptain_Morgan about his son Darren's attempt to chew on the tail of Kiso@Keroji*
Jason
Hunter@Norcaler: "This is Kiso we're talking about," he says. "Any
other person and playing with his tail would be considered an act of
suicide."