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Post by hszmv on Aug 18, 2013 18:44:56 GMT
After a holodeck simulation of the Death Star Trench Run had the safeties switch off midrun, the Engineering crew hacked the simulation to add some outside help. The following happened:
Action: A large Shadow appears over Jo's Ship. <C>This is Captain Kirk of the Rebel Alliance Ship U.S.S. Enterprise.<C>
Action: A blue beam strikes Vader's Ship and it spirals off course. <C> You're... all... clearKid. Now... let's... blow... this... thing... andGoHome.<C>
Enterprise: <C>Great... Shot... Kid. ThatWasOneInA... Million.<C>
Enterprise: <C>Mr. Chewbacca, Take us to warp.<C>
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Post by norcaler on Aug 30, 2013 23:17:13 GMT
John Sanders@Norcaler: "I'm sure Commander Fearos wouldn't mind extra help, but you have to realize a lot of the modifications he's made to the Avalon aren't...standard Federation issue."
Callista@Pheonyx: "Ah ain't right exactly standard Federation issue anymore myself."
John Sanders@Norcaler chuckles. "I'm not sure what you mean."
Callista@Pheonyx: "I now have specially modified Borg nanites in me."
John Sanders@Norcaler arcs an eyebrow. "By choice? Did the Avalon run into a Borg cube while I was one leave and no one bothered to log it?"
William Martin@jamesrmartin: He lifted a brow as he watched the Romulan Commander walk into Armstrongs.
Callista@Pheonyx: "No... they were made just for my by Asrai... they're not connected to the Collective."
John Sanders@Norcaler glances to the ring. "Oh. I assume he's your fiance?"
Loyalch'mosi@Brutanicus: "Barkeeper some green tea please"
Callista@Pheonyx nods, "Yes... she is."
John Sanders@Norcaler should stop assuming since apparently his gaydar is broken.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2013 20:42:00 GMT
Rin@FoxCDN waits for his turn
Normand@ragulin nooooooooooo, Rin is he
John Sanders@Norcaler: Welcome to the world of MMOs, Normand. Where the men are men, most of the women are me, and the children are undercover police officers.
John Sanders@Norcaler: Whoa, bad typo!
-Kurt-@captainth3ta01d or men
-Kurt-@captainth3ta01d lol!
Vilaina@Starjumpersix: WELL DONE NORC!
Lara@Brutanicus: lol norc
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Post by killerwing on Sept 5, 2013 3:41:10 GMT
[9:05] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: "....and I've got paperwork to do so, see you in a couple hours?"
[9:05] [Command Deck] DuCardt@undyingenmity: *sighs as she's relieved from her console*
[9:05] [Command Deck] Callista@Pheonyx: "Aye, Cap'n." *keys and chords in the course, the Avalon goes into warp*
[9:05] [Command Deck] DuCardt@undyingenmity: If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap.
[9:05] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: "Couple of months of spare deuterium, and some new toys to play with. This has been a good week, so far."
[9:05] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: *nods* And I have a story to write, and I will check to see if you went to get your checkup.
[9:05] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: "Remember, Cadet. Lab three."
[9:06] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: looks into her eyes. "You don't trust me?"
[9:06] [Command Deck] Thane@Sibera: Is being pulled by chance and gives Fearos that look of 'save me'.
[9:06] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: When it comes to getting your physical, no.
[9:06] [Command Deck] Chance@grantoliver: "It won't hurt at all~"
[9:06] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: I know how you are when it come to medical.
[9:06] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: smirks devilishly. "I'm going to so make you pay for this later."
[9:07] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: looks to Thane, take sout his VPADD, and snaps a pick. "There. Saved. What should I call it..."
[9:07] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: okay, he is an asshole.
[9:07] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: I know, now go get your physical John.
[9:07] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: would kiss her or something but...bridge.
[9:07] [Command Deck] Seventeen of Twenty-Five@dwarkiller: I would advise to perform any act of sexual relationships in your quarters, mister and miss Sanders.
[9:07] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: "XO...really?"
[9:07] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: *laughs*
[9:07] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: cringes. Did not need that image.
[9:07] [Command Deck] Seventeen of Twenty-Five@dwarkiller: Yes. Deck 11.
[9:08] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: Oh the show we could put on.
[9:08] [Command Deck] Callista@Pheonyx: *gigglesnorts*
[9:08] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: *smiles*
[9:08] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: "...I think she's getting a sense of humor. Or an insubordinate streak."
[9:08] [Command Deck] Thane@Sibera: Has a shocked face from that image "That was horrible!"
[9:08] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: snaps round. "I could have a camera, and a subspace net page up in about five minutes. 50% of the profit sound fair?"
[9:08] [Command Deck] Chance@grantoliver: Is still pulling Thane along, trying to drag him to the Turbolift.
[9:08] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: Who knows.
[9:09] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: Now are you going to go get your physical or do I have to drag you down there.
[9:09] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: kisses her gently on the lips anyway. "See you later, dear."
[9:09] [Command Deck] Chance@grantoliver: "It's not as big a deal as you think it is, Thane...."
[9:09] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: *returns his kiss* Later dear.
[9:09] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: "Fearos, the bridge is yours."
[9:09] [Command Deck] Thane@Sibera: Does not look pleased.
[9:09] [Command Deck] Chance@grantoliver: 7th. but we can so bump that up.
[9:09] [Command Deck] John Sanders@Norcaler: "Sickbay."
[9:10] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: *looks around and sighs, putting PADD in pocket*
[9:11] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: shrugs, tapping on his PADD. "And I've also got a few months of Deuterium to store. Fun times."
[9:13] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: *nods to Fearos and walks to turbolift*
[9:13] [Command Deck] Fearos@Keroji: gives a short wave. "Ah, damn it. Got a call."
[9:13] [Command Deck] Clarie@Sherlak: Deck 10.
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Post by norcaler on Sept 6, 2013 22:33:48 GMT
Kiso@Keroji: "I would ask what for, but I don't feel like purging my own short term memory right now." smirks.
Jason Hunter@Norcaler just blurts out. "I met D'Llhran's boyfriend yesterday. A Gorn."
Kiso@Keroji: "Harry, brain bleach."
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Post by norcaler on Sept 10, 2013 23:12:27 GMT
Landon Slavik@ursoulreaper: Follow me, youre wife may come.
Jason Hunter@Norcaler takes a quick look at Lara, then follows.
Tiana@vitas33: I've heard she often doesn't.
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Post by hszmv on Sept 23, 2013 22:21:29 GMT
Seen right as the Avalon left and OOC discussion regarding how bad things happen to the Starbase when the Avalon leaves.
Kyran@hszmv: Somewhere in the Romulan Star Empire: S'harien flashed an evil grin across the room, "Now that I have returned to my rightful place in the empire, I will do something I have waited a long time to do.
Kyran@hszmv: He picks up a rubber ducky and walks to his bathroom. "Haven't had a good bath in a long time."
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Post by mortician on Sept 23, 2013 22:59:58 GMT
William Martin@jamesrmartin: "The hot little borg number that runs around here sometimes?"
Callista@Pheonyx: "Alex'ya... y'all know that Asrai and Ah are getting hitched, right?"
Katherine@maojr000: *chuckles* not really
William Martin@jamesrmartin: He nodded. "Nice.."
DuCardt@undyingenmity: Of course I do, Callista. I'm expecting an invite to the wedding.
S'assun@mortician0715: *stares up as her sharp ears pick that up* "TECHNOPHILE!"
S'assun@mortician0715: *snickers*
Vrainak@ryftlord: *blinks a bit*
Katherine@maojr000: *blinks*
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Post by mortician on Sept 25, 2013 6:28:03 GMT
S'assun@mortician0715: "Yea well.. I hate diving into memories... just depresses and makes me angry....er.."
Vrainak@ryftlord: I have my own sore spots...
S'assun@mortician0715: *smirks* "like that sweet young thing you date?" she teases, clearly poking fun and probably more than noticeably inebriated but taking it like a champ.*
Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at S'assun* which one of us are you talking to, both of us are robbing the cradle.
Vrainak@ryftlord: She was the one who took an interest in me. *laughs a bit*
S'assun@mortician0715: *laughs* "To the el... Romulan."
Vrainak@ryftlord: *doesn't get it*
Wobble@Wobblethegreat: I almost trust this one *points at Vrainak*
Vrainak@ryftlord: *laughs*
Vrainak@ryftlord: I try.
S'assun@mortician0715: "as long as they aren't pointing a firearm at me... whatever.. I give em a shot."
Six of One@geralynrhig doesn't get it either...Vrainak is in good company...
S'assun@mortician0715: *looks over at Asrai with a perked brow* "See something you like? Cause you're awful close there." She chuckles, clearly poking fun.
Vrainak@ryftlord: [Dem NPCs]
S'assun@mortician0715: ( know right? they make for awesome random awkward PC moments.)
Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at S'aasun* perhaps.... however I am not available at this current time, however if my partner ever requests a Catian for some adventures I can put you on the list?
Vrainak@ryftlord: [*going to stab the next pushy NPC*]
S'assun@mortician0715: *snorts softly and actually laughs.* "Well, I gotta say, at least your forthright about it... Shit... why the hell not, Star-fleets all about exploration... they never said which type." she chuckles.
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Post by mortician on Sept 26, 2013 21:33:40 GMT
(tiana and Sindari fighting in the bar over her sitting on the bar)
S'assun@mortician0715: "Maybe they just need to go have some hate sex... see them arguing every-time I come in here."
Tempest Arbriel-Kell@Master_Arbriel: I shall have to view our logs and research the Hydran's and hello darling, on or off duty?
Vrainak@ryftlord: *blinks*....
Tiana@vitas33: She's not my type.
S'assun@mortician0715: *sips her coffee like it's just something people say*
Vilaina@Starjumpersix just TRIES to keep a straight face. (( DAMN YOU MORT! ))
S'assun@mortician0715: "hate sex isn't about being your type, it's about working out aggression between two people.... hence the hate part..."
Tiana@vitas33: Sex is very much about attraction.
Sindari@khaoskrow: *looks over at the Cat with an amused expression*
John Sanders@Norcaler glances to S' briefly and mutters to himself, "...that's how most marriages work."
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Post by starjumpersix on Sept 26, 2013 21:36:11 GMT
In regards to the mutual dislike between Tiana and Sindari.
[5:32] [Local] Susisai Arbriel-Kell@vasco56: Well, if they ever introduce naked jello wrestling in the bar, I can guess who'll be the first pair in the ring
[5:33] [Local] Tiana@vitas33: I don't know what that is, but it sounds delicious.
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Post by Geralyn on Sept 27, 2013 4:06:24 GMT
On a liberated Borg's attempt to learn about normal society...
[10:57] Six of One@geralynrhig blinks. "What is a...cola?" [10:58] [Local] Gardner@LoonyEclipse: Human drink...it's hard to describe...but a sugary, carbonated beverage with a bit of a sharp taste [10:59] Six of One@geralynrhig looks down at her mug. "I have not done much to broaden my experiences in food and drink. It tends to be in my nature to standardize." [11:00] [Local] Gardner@LoonyEclipse: Not big on the experimentation? [11:01] [Local] Six of One@geralynrhig: "I have tried some new food experiences recently. Four in the last month." [11:01] [Local] Gardner@LoonyEclipse: Oh? [11:02] [Local] Six of One@geralynrhig: "Yes...'buffalo wings', GagH, 'disco fries', and bacon." [11:05] [Local] Gardner@LoonyEclipse: one of those things is not like the other, six. [11:05] Six of One@geralynrhig blinks. "Of course. The bacon was served by itself, whereas the other three are a combination of several ingredients."
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Post by Geralyn on Sept 27, 2013 4:06:44 GMT
[11:34] [Local] Vrainak@ryftlord: [*sets phaser to facedesk*]
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Post by ryftlord on Sept 29, 2013 1:26:01 GMT
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: yes, something about me seeing a doctor. but why? i got a sexy one right infront of me
[Local] Korzan@Sibera: Wouldn't surprise me!
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: *looks around.. then gets it and purrs*
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: *grins* sooo
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "Oh my god, get a room!" He flails.
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: As much as i would like to probe you.. Your mind! Probe your mind.. Stations CMO gets first dibs, as it were
Hope@grantoliver Picks up the bowl, standing up.
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: i was about to suggest that hope
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: *eyes hope*
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "...I...wha..even."
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "No going there!"
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: *frowns* but i want you to probe my depths.. of my mind
[Local] Korzan@Sibera: Borrowed? I find that offensive, we developed this on our own!
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: *smiles at kat, then looks at hope* Ma and the Doctor have some.. medical stuff.. to do.. will you be alright?
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "I'll be fine..."
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "Please. Go."
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: *pats his head*
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: If the cabin is rocking.. knock!
Hope@grantoliver Hixx Deald 9999 damage to Hope's dignity
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "I think i'll just...die."
Korzan@Sibera holds off from commenting on that. "Its Okay Hope. I'll give you a snowball launcher and you can go crazy!"
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: ''s gaze snaps at Korzan. "YES PLEASE!"
[Local] Vrainak@ryftlord: *cracks up, can't help it at this point*
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: *rubs hopes head* dad need to probe me.. BRAIN probe my brain. ill see you around ok
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: *eyes kat* I thought we were going to have sex?
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: I haven't got my medkit..
Korzan@Sibera facepaws
Hope@grantoliver Deadpans.
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: we are silly *rubs hixx's chest*
Hope@grantoliver Turns around, clapping his hands over his ears. "i can't hear you!"
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: Oh.. good. *smiles, taking her paw into his*
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "Lalala!"
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: I think Jr is.. stressed.
[Local] Korzan@Sibera: Less Fornication speak at the Bar. Least Hope suddenly explodes.
Hope@grantoliver Will self destruct in 5 seconds.
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: *grabs hixx and picks him up* lets go get that probe of yours in me
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "Argh! I still heard that!"
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "my brain!"
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: *sniggers*
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: *walks of with hixx in her arm*
[Local] Katherine@maojr000: off*
Hope@grantoliver There goes Hixx's dignity
[Local] Hixx@Borellus: (as if he had any to begin with...)
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "Harry, bleach! Lots of it!"
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "RIGHT NOW!"
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "Brain.."
[Local] Korzan@Sibera: ...You do know you just got adopted by a pair of Nymphomanics right?
[Local] Hope@grantoliver: "..."
Hope@grantoliver Facebars.
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Post by norcaler on Oct 2, 2013 0:15:21 GMT
Tiana@vitas33: Have you ever seen me not get my way, Jason?
Tiana@vitas33: Even once?
Jason Hunter@Norcaler flashes his wedding ring.
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Post by ryftlord on Oct 2, 2013 6:21:57 GMT
Six of One commenting on her chosen attire for Asrai and callista's wedding
Six of One@geralynrhig tugs absently on the hem of the dress. "It is a most...curiously impractical...design for attire."
[Local] S'assun@mortician0715: "It's supposed to be six."
[Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: eh your genitials are not showing it is sufficent
[Local] Vrainak@ryftlord: I assume blunt is sufficient as well?
[Local] Vrainak@ryftlord: *smirks a bit at Asrai*
[Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at Vrainak* I tend to be.
[Local] S'assun@mortician0715: (dick mode engage!)
[Local] Six of One@geralynrhig: "They would not be in any case..." she trails off. "You are not suggesting I should not be wearing undergarments?"
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Post by Geralyn on Oct 3, 2013 2:39:09 GMT
(Upon watching Asrai spill Bloodwine on the carpet of Sickbay...)
[10:23] Callista@Pheonyx gigglesnorts.
[10:24] Six of One@geralynrhig blinks. "The station Medical Officer will be displeased..."
[10:25] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *shrugs*
[10:25] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: I can't undo it.
[10:25] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: .... I shouldn't un do it.
[10:26] [Local] Six of One@geralynrhig: "Perhaps we can clean it, if not undo it?"
[10:27] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *grabs a laser scalpel*
[10:27] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *crouches down and starts cutting out the stained portion of carpet*
[10:28] [Local] Six of One@geralynrhig: [...Only Asrai would clean up a stain in the carpet...by removing the carpet...]
[10:28] Callista@Pheonyx blinks, "What in the Sam Hill are y'all doing?"
[10:28] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at Callista grinning and picks up the piece of carpet*
[10:29] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *tosses it on the bed and pulls up the imaging system*
[10:30] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *comes back from the replicator with a piece of carpet*
[10:30] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: fixing it?
[10:31] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *crouches down and fits the piece in the hole covering the decking*
[10:31] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at six* happy?
[10:31] Six of One@geralynrhig looks at Asrai's activity, then looks at Callista with a raised brow. "I have heard of a 'Rube Goldberg device', but never thought the term could apply to performance art..."
[10:32] [RP Communications] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: <C> I need a site to site transport from bed 7 in sick bay to about 5km out <C>
[10:34] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *watches it dematerialize*
[10:34] [RP Communications] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: <C> thank you! <C>
[10:35] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *looks at six* sometimes being as inefficent as possible is fun.
[10:36] [Local] Six of One@geralynrhig: "I...will take your word for it."
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Post by norcaler on Oct 31, 2013 1:35:05 GMT
((Upon seeing the "souvenir" Captain Sanders and friends picked up))
Fearos@Keroji: there comes a time in a person's life where something strikes them so hard they simply can't help but speak the first thing that comes to mine. "...I want to make love to that ship..." was Fearos's +
Fearos@Keroji: moment apon seeing the massive carrier.
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Post by norcaler on Oct 31, 2013 16:40:35 GMT
((Upon seeing the Avalon's crew pull another rabbit out of their hats))
Worf: "...does that sort of thing happen often aboard your ship, Captain?"
John Sanders@Norcaler: "At least once a week, Your Excellency."
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Post by Geralyn on Nov 13, 2013 4:26:54 GMT
After noting the absence of flamboyant party animal Gut'Tar Pup from his usual hangout spot at Quarks...
[11:20] [Local] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: I've been trying to maintain a minimum level of sexual harassment with Blue gone, but I'm just not that audacious. Or insane.
[11:20] [Local] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation: Though I suppose the latter is at least debatable.
[11:21] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *Grabs peters left arm and yanks him over sighing*
[11:21] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation is dragged, suffering from whiplash!
[11:21] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *places his hand unwillingly on T'kigo's rear*
[11:21] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: there problem solved.
[11:21] [Local] T'kigo@shohashi1: *blinks rapidly*
[11:22] Six of One@geralynrhig blinks. "And...problem created, I believe."
[11:22] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation blinks and squeezes once of his own volition before removing his hand. "Involuntary reflex. Sorry."
[11:22] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: *fake gasps and mockingly slaps peter lightly on the cheek*
[11:22] [Local] T'kigo@shohashi1: *nods and blushes slightly* Of course.
[11:22] [Local] Wobble@Wobblethegreat: sorry T'kigo it was you or six, and six is going through enough right now.
[11:23] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation rubs his hardly-slapped cheek.
[11:23] Peter Raeder@w00tforthenation moves out of -both- their slapping range
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