Post by hszmv on Dec 3, 2014 4:19:11 GMT
T'Kor@hszmv: x
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: Xing uppers
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: X for Hammerhead
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mmm bananas
Tucker@seirradelta: Yes, I have. I looked there before applying.
Tucker@seirradelta: ...Shit.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Test
Haro@Keroji: [[Fail]]
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The I.K.S. mpwI'nach sits in drydock as its repairs are underway. The compromised rear armor and hull breaches necessitating the downtime.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: In the meantime its crew move about the ship repairign the EPS conduits and other mino systems
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: minor*
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Numerous systems bugs and small issues have sprung up in the wake f the weapon system overlaod and damage done by the Elachi incursion
Haro@Keroji: "Helm systems are updated...Will need to run a few more thruster tests."
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Okay folks. I'm hoping most of you are familiar with the show "Who's Line is It anyways?" Tonight's episode of Hammerhead will need some audience participation.
T'Kor@hszmv: Alright... and the last item on the docket for tonight... after last Saturday's "Human Food Night" we will no longer be allowing this... "Mexican Food..." I think we can agree, it is for the best.
Tucker@seirradelta: Okay?
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: When actions are taken throughout tonights session I will leave blanks and ask for answers from people in Crossover. The best answer will win and be what happens
Vrainak@ryftlord: \o/
Tucker@seirradelta: Alrighty then.
Haro@Keroji: "I liked it." shrugs.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: it sat fine with me... for a bit
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: then not so much
T'Kor@hszmv: We do not have enough of the... "Little Warrior's Rooms"...
Haro@Keroji: cocks a brow. "...Do I want to know?"
T'Kor@hszmv: No, you don't.
Tonk@Nemulim: *snorts in derision of the "mexican food".* "That... food shamed me as a warrior. "
T'Kor@hszmv: Anyway, that's it for the staff meeting. Let's get this ship flying again.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: <C> The comm comes on as the Computer announces _____.
Spots@vitas33: a shortage of mayonaise in the pantry.
Tucker@seirradelta: Primary systems failing, need to 'divert emergency power to auxilary' if you know what I'm saying.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: grbage disposal empty please insert redshirt
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: <C> "Warning! Garbage disposal currently empty. Please insert disposabal crew."
Haro@Keroji: blinks, and looks back towards the rest of the bridge.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *raises an eyebrow* thats a new one
Tonk@Nemulim: *glanced back over her shoulder.* "Curious. I wasn't aware we'd installed a snarky AI during this repair."
Haro@Keroji: "Must still be a few bugs in the system."
T'Kor@hszmv: Nor was I... If we caught it from the Exodus, I will be very angry.
Haro@Keroji: "Want me to head to the computer core?"
T'Kor@hszmv: Go check it out.
Haro@Keroji: nods.
Haro@Keroji: "Computer core." says to the turbolift.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: it will be interesting to see if we get any more announcements like that one.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Instead of the Computer Core. The Turbolift arrives at the _____.
T'Kor@hszmv: realizes that he just sent someone into the basement alone with a potentially hostile AI and shrugs, "I swear I saw this in a Holonovel once."
Tucker@seirradelta: Deck 3 restrooms.
Spots@vitas33: refuse, which was currently leaking a smelly yellowish green liquid.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The lift arrives at the Deck 3 restrooms which immediately offend the nose as you notice a yellow-green slime oozing from the room's door
Vrainak@ryftlord: A deck with the sounds of what could be taken for klingon opera... if a bit strained.
T'Kor@hszmv: Nope, can't remember it.
Vrainak@ryftlord: damn too late xD
Tonk@Nemulim: *chuckles as she turns back to the operations console.*
Haro@Keroji: steps out of the turbolift. And stops. "...Urgh!" coughs
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: seriously was trying to find a way to make an X files joke there and possibly add data nully and fax modem
Haro@Keroji: "...What the ever loving hell..." pinches her nose. "...The Captain should watch his diet..."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The Ops console reports ____ to Tonk in cheery festive letters.
Spots@vitas33: "Tribble levels critical."
Tucker@seirradelta: I kicked Haro into the toilets on Deck 3
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *votes tuckers*
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: MT
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: still voting tuckers XD
Haro@Keroji: "...Well, this certainly isn't computing..." looks to the Turbolift. "...Screw it, I'm taking the ladder."
T'Kor@hszmv: They're taking the Hobits to Eisengard.
Vrainak@ryftlord: Clean up on Deck 3
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The Display reads "Tribble Contamination Critical" in bright green and red lettering that blinks cheerily.
Haro@Keroji: climbs down to the deck with the computer deck. "Right, which way was it..."
Tonk@Nemulim: *growls loudly.* "There had better not be an infestation."
Tonk@Nemulim: *slams a hand on the console as if to prove her point*
T'Kor@hszmv: Infestation? Of what?
Tonk@Nemulim: *motioned to the bright red and green lettering on her screen.* "That."
T'Kor@hszmv: One second...
T'Kor@hszmv: walks to his ready room.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: more like a brisk power walk but live your dream XD
Haro@Keroji: makes it to the computer core. "Right, let's see. Computer, run a diagnostic."
T'Kor@hszmv: comes walking out carrying his best Tribble Killing Bat'leth. "I got this."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The diagnostic results come up with errors in the _______ systems and a power leak in the _______.
Tucker@seirradelta: Throat punch ... Deck 3 cleaning service station
Spots@vitas33: tertiary memory indexer... primary buffer panel struts
Tucker@seirradelta: 'Lets activate the throat punch sys-- KLLAH'!
Tucker@seirradelta: !'**
Chris@cwinters79: lifeform detection + force field generators
Vrainak@ryftlord: Waste disposal + Deck Three Floor
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Wow guys.
Tonk@Nemulim: >_> I hope this bridge is on deck 1 or 2.
Tucker@seirradelta: Deck 3 is oozing yellow-green liquid
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: and that the graveity plating dosn't fail
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "Errors detected in the -Throat Punch!- systems and memory leaks in the primary buffer panel struts."
Haro@Keroji: "...What?" blinks.
T'Kor@hszmv: walks into the turbolift. "Crew Deck. Take me to the Tribbles!"
Spots@vitas33: did the primary buffer panels just come off my gorramn ship?
Tonk@Nemulim: Now I'm just imagining a fist coming out of the console screen to hit Haro right at the "Throat punch!"
Tonk@Nemulim: >_>
Haro@Keroji: taps on the console. "The hell is a throat pu-" is socked back a boxing glove on a spring firing out of the console.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: T'kor arrives on the crew deck to find a room cluttered with Tribbles doing _____!
Majhan@innocuous9: Falcon Punch...?
Spots@vitas33: Yoga.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: unspeakable mating rituals
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: aka eating
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: the Cha-cha.
Tucker@seirradelta: Some nasty shit in your cleen sheets.
Vrainak@ryftlord: Bisexual things in leftover Mexican fuud
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mexican tribbles...
Tonk@Nemulim: ... I'm so done with you guys. >_>
Chris@cwinters79: ..the cleanup of the leftovers from the human food night.
Spots@vitas33: whats wrong with yoga?
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: what would a tribble look like doing yoga anyway?
Vrainak@ryftlord: Can't... breathe...
Spots@vitas33: like a tribble tree.
Chris@cwinters79: fuzzy.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: XD
Haro@Keroji: rubs her face. "Infernal computer..." grumbles.
Tucker@seirradelta: my luuuuuuungs!
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: You are breathless as your mind is broken by the sight of Tribbles doing some real nasty shit in your clean sheets
T'Kor@hszmv: is seething with anger, "WHO! PUT! BED SHEETS! ON! MY! COLD! SLAAAAB!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: At the Computer core the holographic boxing glove disappears just as randomly as it came.
Haro@Keroji: "...This reminds me of something, actually..." ponders.
T'Kor@hszmv: raises the Bat'leth over his head and runs into the room, ready to do great battle with the tribble menace, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The tribbles screech in terror and attempt to fleet from he sheets but are too tangled due to their bisexual activities to escape
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: flee*
Haro@Keroji: "Computer, deary?" says in a sing-song voice.
T'Kor@hszmv: his Bat'leth slices... It dices.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Back on the bridge a holographic ____ appears and swoops past Tonk's head.
Tucker@seirradelta: Noble-class cruiser
T'Kor@hszmv: Targusus, complete with My Little Targ: Honor is Magic theme song playing.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: "Input Command."
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Dire BumbleBear.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: if we're going to get silly. a captain kirk
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mt
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: if we're going to get silly. a captain kirk
Spots@vitas33: captain kirk's head with a flirty gaze
Haro@Keroji: "Could you please tell me if we flew through any magnometic clouds on our trip home?"
T'Kor@hszmv: A Mad Libs book with all the blank spaces already filled in with the words "Meta".
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: or a giant taco
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The disembodied head of Captain Kirk swoops by and bangs in a console which suddenly begins working, "Ayyyy!" it says with a wink
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *Walks over to where the captains chair is. the hell was that?
Tonk@Nemulim: "..." *looked around in surprise.* "Did you... oh you did see it. I'm not suffering delusions from the "mexican food"."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: unless we are sharing dilusions
T'Kor@hszmv: notices some Tribble bouncing out of the bed room, "Get back here you cooing menaces!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The head makes another divebomb at Kalissa, "'ow You doin?" it tones with a flirty attitude.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *quickly ducks and draws her pistol* I'm going to blast that thing
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I have lost sight of it
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The head turns about "Hey baby wanna do it 'Kirk style'?"
T'Kor@hszmv: begins chasing the Tribbles. They go in one bulk head and out the other. They then go into an opposite bulk head and come out another one on the same wall, T'Kor chasing some tribbles, and some+
Haro@Keroji: pouts. "Well fine, if you're gonna be like that..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: ah there it is. *takes aim at it*
T'Kor@hszmv: following him.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Computer: "I'm sorry Baby. Please forgive me."
Haro@Keroji: blinks. But carries on. "It's fine, hon~ Now, can you answer my previous question?"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: When Kalissa shoots the head it explodes into a shower of ____ and rains down on her.
Spots@vitas33: pickle relish
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Small, collectable figurines from My Little Targ: Honor is Magic
Vrainak@ryftlord: Prime Directive violations
Spots@vitas33: a thousand times nope
T'Kor@hszmv: Honor Charms (tm) ceral.
Tucker@seirradelta: Kirk Heads
Tucker@seirradelta: Smaller Kirk heads**
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: "No Magnometric Clouds were detected."
Tucker@seirradelta: Smaller, talking Kirk heads***
Haro@Keroji: "That's all I wanted to know. Catch you later, sweetie~" and turns to leave.
T'Kor@hszmv: Tonight, Tribbles, you will die in Grethor!
T'Kor@hszmv: *dine
Haro@Keroji: climbs back up the ship. To the deck where T'Kor is chasing tribbles. and get's bowled over by them. "Gah!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: A hail of My Little Targ figures rain down upon Kalissa, The spiky bits poking at her as Honorshy, Bloody Pie, and their friends show Kalissa the power of Honor!
Tonk@Nemulim: *steps away from Kalissa quickly.*
Spots@vitas33: *facedesk*
T'Kor@hszmv: stabs the fuzz balls, "Thank you, Lieutenant, you've distracted them.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: ow! ow! ow! *looks over at Commander Tonk* I am at a loss as to what to do here...
Haro@Keroji: coughs and splutters. "This is NOT the kind of hair I want in my mouth!" blinks. "Uuuhhh..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I deffinitly do not want to shoot them again
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: With the Tribbles taken care of the random Benny Hill chase music dies down.
Tonk@Nemulim: "You don't say?"
T'Kor@hszmv: Shhh. Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Tribbles.
Haro@Keroji: "...Okay? Then...I'll go back to the bridge?"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: suggestions?
T'Kor@hszmv: Yes... I will make sure they are all dead.
Haro@Keroji: "Okay, then...Er, happy hunting?"
Haro@Keroji: "How are things up heeeeOHMYGOD! I've been looking for that one forever!" running dives for the BloodyPie miniature.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: A Panel near T'kor Reads "Tribble Season" then suddenly changes to read "_____ Season"
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Klingon
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: T'kor season!
Tucker@seirradelta: Klingon
Tucker@seirradelta: Uh
Tucker@seirradelta: >_>
Vrainak@ryftlord: Trouble
Tonk@Nemulim: "I have... no real answer for this sort of situation." *recoils at Haro's sudden dive across the deck.* "What now?!"
Tucker@seirradelta: Federation?
Haro@Keroji: is cooing and rubbing the little figure on her cheek. "My collection is compleye!"
Tucker@seirradelta: No...
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *cautiously steps out from the massive pile and allows Haro to do what she wants with them*
Tucker@seirradelta: Haro?
Haro@Keroji: [[*complete]]
Tucker@seirradelta: Yes.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "Klingon Season"
Haro@Keroji: stands up. "Ur-hurm...Sorry..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *looks to Haro. you are an odd one arent you?
Tucker@seirradelta: Guys...
Tucker@seirradelta: My ship is gorn with the wind...
Haro@Keroji: "Always." beams with pride.
Tucker@seirradelta: ._.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: ...
Tonk@Nemulim: "She's also cleaning the deck." *motioned to the other scattered figurines.*
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *loads shotgun* you have to the count of 3
Tucker@seirradelta: *hides on Deck 3?*
T'Kor@hszmv: raises an eyebrow as he approaches sick bay, "Klingon season?"
Haro@Keroji: pouts. "...But I've already got all these..." whines quietly, but picks up the mess, anyway.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: _______ leaks from the nearest enviromental duct on the bridge
T'Kor@hszmv: spots a small white tribble under the sign. It coos than bounces behind the pannel. T'Kor pulls out his disruptor, "Ah ha... I have you."
Tucker@seirradelta: Gorn
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: deck 3
Vrainak@ryftlord: What remains of T'Kor's Tribble killing spree
T'Kor@hszmv: Refried beans.
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Leftover mexican food.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: redshirt cologne
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: because if you're gonna die, die smelling good
Chris@cwinters79: tinsel.
Spots@vitas33: delicious fried fat greese from the galley
T'Kor@hszmv: crouches down and pushes the pannel aside, "Now I have you... Oh no."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The smell of cooked food wafts from the ducts a moment before a torrent of deep frier grease pours forth, smelling of mexican food.
T'Kor@hszmv: behind the panel is a mountain of tribbles, stacked taller than T'Kor. With the panel gone, they roll out onto the Klingon Warrior like an avalance, "NOOO! SOME ONE SAVE ME FROM THE FUZZ BAAAALLS!
T'Kor@hszmv: *"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *takes a small whiff then gets very dizzy* I... may shout groceries here.
Haro@Keroji: sniffs the air. "Mmm...Wait...Wah!" runs away from the torrent of grease.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Suddenly ______ springs from inside the sick bay to save T'kor.
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Holo-Morn.
Tucker@seirradelta: Michael Jackson
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: an animated snowman
Spots@vitas33: A self sacrificing member of the crew
Tonk@Nemulim: *sniffs the air, grimacing.* "That's... urk." *leaves the forward station, heading for the turbolift.*
Vrainak@ryftlord: B'Rack of house O'bama
Tucker@seirradelta: ^
Chris@cwinters79: "they're so soothing i'm gonna diiiiiie" xD
Haro@Keroji: "...I thought we got rid of the leftovers?"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: apparently the chef found... leftovers
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mt dammit I'm bad tonight
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: apparently the chef found... leftovers
Haro@Keroji: "..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I vote we shoot him.
Chris@cwinters79: ..the chef.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: From the sick bay B'rack of House O'bama strolls out in his sunday best and looks over the scene , "I... get the feeling you need help. Help em out boys."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: before he may commite more crimes against our stomachs
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: A squadron of holo-Morns appear at his beck and call to unbury the Warrior.
Tonk@Nemulim: *pulls out a disruptor pistol.* "I am in agreement."
Haro@Keroji: "I'll, uh...Try and get this cleaned up, somehow?"
T'Kor@hszmv: digs himself out of the pile of Tribbles, "Thank you, B'Rak... I would be honored of if a noble warrior such as yourself... who bested S'rah, Daughter of P'Lin, would join me in slaying the Tribble."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: use an airlock if needed
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: tonight has made my day. these comments are the best
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: B'rak: "Lets do this!" he exclaims as he and his crew produce bat'leths and rush into battle with the fuzzy foes, "Beeeee'Roooooooooooooooooock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
T'Kor@hszmv: The House of Laska still feels her dishonor.
Haro@Keroji: "Right...Guess I'll get an emergancy hatch ready, or something..." and wades through the goop.
T'Kor@hszmv: pulls out his disruptor, aims at a Tribble, and fires... nothing happens. T'Kor looks at the device and realizes the power cells are drained, "Looks like I'm using the stun setting."
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: You get a funny! You get a funny! You get a funny! Everyone gets a funny! So declares O'prah, Mistress of Givings.
Tonk@Nemulim: *strides into the turbolift, disruptor held aloft.* "And I will deal with the cook." *presses the panel to send her to the deck holding the galley.*
T'Kor@hszmv: proceeds to pistol whip the the pathetic petQ Tribble, and says that five times fast to boot.
Haro@Keroji: "...Where was the hatch, again? Does this bridge even have one?"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *eyes the captains chair* I don't belive it does.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: When Tonk arrives in the mess hall she finds the cook bound on the floor. _______ standing over him maniacally with oversized fork and spoon brandished in each hand!
Spots@vitas33: Holographic swedish chef!
Haro@Keroji: "...Rrrright...Well, that makes this easier..."
Spots@vitas33: Borg Borg Borg!
Chris@cwinters79: holo-kirk's headless body
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: ^ That.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: a massive sentient tribble
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: As in, Tiana's comment.
T'Kor@hszmv: S'nta, Son of K'Laus.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The tall hatted muppet turns to face Tonk with malice in its... eyebrows and exclaims "Ya cookin der chef'in da low heat with'da butter and veeneegur!"
Haro@Keroji: fiddles with the environmental controls a little, turning the floor-level vents into vacuum cleaners, essentially. "Hope they don't get clogged up."
T'Kor@hszmv: A Holo-Morn comes up to T'Kor and puts his hand on the Klingon's shoulder. He opens his mouth to speak and a Tribble leaps in, causing the Hologram to choke and fall to the ground.
T'Kor@hszmv: Holo-Morn! NOOO!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *eyes the chair again* what the hell its not like this day could get any weirder. *takes a seat in the chair* to ludicrous speed!
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Holo-Morn is defeated, but his death was honorable
Haro@Keroji: "...Wha?"
T'Kor@hszmv: You Tribbles will pay!
Tonk@Nemulim: "I'm okay cooking him with butter... but vinegar? Gah." *shrugs and fires at the holographic muppet chef.*
T'Kor@hszmv: swats and pistol whips the soft balls of fluff.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: What happens when Kalissa sits in the chair?
Spots@vitas33: whoopie goldberg cushion
T'Kor@hszmv: A Whoopie Goldberg Cus DAMN IT SPOTS!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: always wanted to do that. *stands up*
Spots@vitas33: Indeed.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Somehow deflects the bolt with his spoon, "Mmm bork bork!" he says as a battle cry and leaps at Tonk, poking at her legs with his fork furiously, "Dissen meet be tuffen! Ten'drize eet with dee mallut"
fang@yakavitch: I was extatic when I saw that Whoopie Goldberg was in TNG.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: He brandishes a wooden mallet suddenly
T'Kor@hszmv: A Woopie Goldberg Cushion that says Guine lines when you sit on it.
Spots@vitas33: nah. says whoopie goldberg standup sketch lines
Tonk@Nemulim: *looks down at the hologram with a sort of disinterest, dropping her fist onto his head.*
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: As Kalissa sits an inflatable pops up under her that appears to eb a cushion takign the visage of a bartender from the U.S.S. Enterprise D.
Haro@Keroji: peeks over the console. "...Was that there, before?"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushin - she'd be whoopi Cushin!" it says with flatly
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: if it was that was really awkward.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The chef is squished!
T'Kor@hszmv: Sees a bunch of Tribble pressed up against a vent over B'Rak. T'Kor takes a running dive and tackles the fellow warrior to the ground as the bolts pop off the grate and more tribbles flood the hall.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: He then springs back on the attack despite beign squashed down to nothign but feet, eyebrows, hat, and flailing arms
T'Kor@hszmv: MT
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I'm not shooting anything again... last time I did... *she motions to the pile of figurnes on the ground behind her* that happened
T'Kor@hszmv: Sees a bunch of Tribble pressed up against a vent over B'Rak. T'Kor takes a running dive and tackles the fellow warrior to the ground as the bolts pop off the grate and more tribbles flood the hall.
Haro@Keroji: "...Like that was a bad thing." shrugs.
Tonk@Nemulim: *gets a wicked grin on her face, kicking the holographic cook hard.*
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I suppose given other mishappenings it was mild... pointly little bastards
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Bounces about
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: "Boooooork!"
Haro@Keroji: shrugs.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The Chef discus waddles out of the kitchen indignantly
T'Kor@hszmv: backs away from the Tribbles, picking up his Bat'Leth and spearing the ones that come closer and closer to him.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: What does the Whoopi cushion say next?
Tonk@Nemulim: *laughs heartily, then walks over toward the klingon cook.* "That was almost amusing enough to push the thought of shooting you out of my head. Almost."
Tucker@seirradelta: "PFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT..' *it peeters off inti a moist blowing sound.
Tucker@seirradelta: into*
Spots@vitas33: "Q, this isn't funny. transform me back."
T'Kor@hszmv: In a menacing, spooky voice of forbodding, "I'll be in Sister Act Threeeeeee!"
T'Kor@hszmv: By the way, B'Rak, word of advice for when you are a Captain... never, ever, allow Mexicans or their food on your ship.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Cushion: In an eerie tone the cushion warns, "I'll be in Sister Act ThrEEEEEPHFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!" as it deflates and collapses away
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *raises an eyebrow* sister act three? Haro that sound like anything you've heard of before?
Haro@Keroji: "Very poor Earth 'movie'."
To General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: B'Rak: That's okay... once they are on my ship, I'll be able to monitor them with the Klingon Security Agency."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: remind me at some point to start studying earth history and entertainment more often
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: B'Rak: "That's uh okay... once they are on my ship, I'll be able to monitor them with the Klingon Security Agency."
Haro@Keroji: "I'll try~"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: When Tonk attempts to shoot the chef ____ fires from her gun!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: bloodwine
Chris@cwinters79: starfish.
Spots@vitas33: A rubber chicken
T'Kor@hszmv: Ah. You'll make a fine Captain... Heck, you could even be Chancellor some day.
Chris@cwinters79: pink starfish een
Vrainak@ryftlord: "Bork Bork Bork!" Noises along with a sign
Ananda@geralynrhig: Tribbles
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Holy crap is that Ryft?
Chris@cwinters79: *throws blanket over* noitsnot!
Vrainak@ryftlord: *hides* Noo!
Vrainak@ryftlord: Hey Alt :3
Krow@khaoskrow: *flerps*
T'Kor@hszmv: The Music from Charlie Brown's Christmas.
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: How's it going?
Tucker@seirradelta: Captian Kirk's head
Vrainak@ryftlord: Good, and you?
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: As Tonk squeezes the trigger a distinct shout of "Bang!" sounds from it and a rubber chicken flies forth, slapping off the Klingons ridged head uselessly. The gun then proceeds to cough and hack.
Tonk@Nemulim: *stared at her own gun in disbelief. With a growl, she then hit the cook with it hard enough to break the pistol.* "Somehow, all of this is your fault." *She then stomped off out of the galley.*
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Alright, I suppose.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Krow you're in time to see the madness of "Who's RP is it anyways?" Where the ridges don't matter and nobody earns Honor.
Vrainak@ryftlord: Been busy with real life myself
Krow@khaoskrow: What.
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Same.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: pure insanity over on the hammerhead
Krow@khaoskrow: *opens RP channels*
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The Swedish Chef attacked Tonk
Krow@khaoskrow: ...Q?
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: We'll see
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I shot kirks disembodied holograghic head
Krow@khaoskrow: ....Q.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The Computer announces one last time. "_____"
Tucker@seirradelta: Q WAS HERE
T'Kor@hszmv: Ding Fries are Done.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: would you like an apple pie with that
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
Krow@khaoskrow: Beat me to it.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: XD
Tonk@Nemulim: The klingon equivilant of "April Fools"
Spots@vitas33: "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!"
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: OH MY GOD my stomach just made a sound that made me look to see if the dog was in the room. Then I remembered I don't have a dog.
Chris@cwinters79: We require more Vespine gas.
Vrainak@ryftlord: "Deck Three will now be ventilated."
Krow@khaoskrow: New winter jacket colors. Hmm...Not sure I like the Green/red or teal ones.
T'Kor@hszmv: Autobots, Transforme and Roll Out!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: teal?
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: the realse info about the new event?
Krow@khaoskrow: HA!
Krow@khaoskrow: WHO WAS AROUND LAST YEAR FOR THE WINTER EVENT!?
Ananda@geralynrhig: Me
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I WAS
Krow@khaoskrow: REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THERE SHOULD BE A ICICLE SNIPER!?
Tucker@seirradelta: Q WAS HERE
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Yus, actually
Ananda@geralynrhig: Um...no?
Krow@khaoskrow: Krow can SEE THE FUTIRE.
Krow@khaoskrow: Future*
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: What's the Lottery numbers, Krow?
Krow@khaoskrow: "The Impaler". It's literally an icicle sniper rifle.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: yes but can krow see why kids love the taste of cinnomon toast crunch?
Tucker@seirradelta: 3 5 7 9 11
Krow@khaoskrow: 8675309
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Like a bad series of commercials blinking by "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky! Autobots, Transform and roll out! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!"
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Lol
Krow@khaoskrow: ...oh my god.
T'Kor@hszmv: Damn it, Kailssa, I was going to say that.
Tucker@seirradelta: AWWWW COME ON
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: XD on a roll tonight
Krow@khaoskrow: Abomidorable Snowman Pet.
Krow@khaoskrow: It's literally just the guy from Rudolph.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: the yeti?
Krow@khaoskrow: Yep.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I want
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: so many of them
Spots@vitas33: The Bumble.
Haro@Keroji: looks up "...Dafuq?!"
Krow@khaoskrow: Also, the color for the nanopulse weapons is green. No sword though...
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *looks to haro* I'm just going to go to bed now...
Krow@khaoskrow: Damn. No Khan jacket. :/
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: and pretend I haven't been awake for the last little bit
T'Kor@hszmv: watches as the holographic tribbles disappear.
Haro@Keroji: "Won't stop it being true, though."
Tucker@seirradelta: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
T'Kor@hszmv: looks around for B'Rak, who has mysteriously disappeared, "Thank you, B'Rak... where ever you are."
fang@yakavitch: Yes?
Tucker@seirradelta: ._.
T'Kor@hszmv: Bridge.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: bridge here
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: you might want to be careful sitting down
T'Kor@hszmv: I am happy to report that the Tribble Menace is gone.
T'Kor@hszmv: looks to the rest of the crew, "I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm up for a game. Anyone want to play an Earth game called Mad Libs."
T'Kor@hszmv: 8?
T'Kor@hszmv: *?
Haro@Keroji: "..."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Somewhere deep in the bowels of the ship a large figure in a red and white fur suit turns towards the audience to reveal his wicked demonic visage and with a wink he states, "Merry Fek'Ihrimass kids!"
fang@yakavitch: ;D
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *glares*... no
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "Ho Ho HAHAHAHA!" he laughs diabolically as he disappears in a burst of hellfire!
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Thank ou all for participating
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: I hope you all had fun
T'Kor@hszmv: Was fun.
T'Kor@hszmv: Could not stop laughing.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: lots of insanity. was awesome
Krow@khaoskrow: All of my wut.
Krow@khaoskrow: And some of my hwha?
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Happy Holidays
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: *cackles*
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: Xing uppers
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: X for Hammerhead
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mmm bananas
Tucker@seirradelta: Yes, I have. I looked there before applying.
Tucker@seirradelta: ...Shit.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Test
Haro@Keroji: [[Fail]]
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The I.K.S. mpwI'nach sits in drydock as its repairs are underway. The compromised rear armor and hull breaches necessitating the downtime.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: In the meantime its crew move about the ship repairign the EPS conduits and other mino systems
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: minor*
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Numerous systems bugs and small issues have sprung up in the wake f the weapon system overlaod and damage done by the Elachi incursion
Haro@Keroji: "Helm systems are updated...Will need to run a few more thruster tests."
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Okay folks. I'm hoping most of you are familiar with the show "Who's Line is It anyways?" Tonight's episode of Hammerhead will need some audience participation.
T'Kor@hszmv: Alright... and the last item on the docket for tonight... after last Saturday's "Human Food Night" we will no longer be allowing this... "Mexican Food..." I think we can agree, it is for the best.
Tucker@seirradelta: Okay?
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: When actions are taken throughout tonights session I will leave blanks and ask for answers from people in Crossover. The best answer will win and be what happens
Vrainak@ryftlord: \o/
Tucker@seirradelta: Alrighty then.
Haro@Keroji: "I liked it." shrugs.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: it sat fine with me... for a bit
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: then not so much
T'Kor@hszmv: We do not have enough of the... "Little Warrior's Rooms"...
Haro@Keroji: cocks a brow. "...Do I want to know?"
T'Kor@hszmv: No, you don't.
Tonk@Nemulim: *snorts in derision of the "mexican food".* "That... food shamed me as a warrior. "
T'Kor@hszmv: Anyway, that's it for the staff meeting. Let's get this ship flying again.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: <C> The comm comes on as the Computer announces _____.
Spots@vitas33: a shortage of mayonaise in the pantry.
Tucker@seirradelta: Primary systems failing, need to 'divert emergency power to auxilary' if you know what I'm saying.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: grbage disposal empty please insert redshirt
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: <C> "Warning! Garbage disposal currently empty. Please insert disposabal crew."
Haro@Keroji: blinks, and looks back towards the rest of the bridge.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *raises an eyebrow* thats a new one
Tonk@Nemulim: *glanced back over her shoulder.* "Curious. I wasn't aware we'd installed a snarky AI during this repair."
Haro@Keroji: "Must still be a few bugs in the system."
T'Kor@hszmv: Nor was I... If we caught it from the Exodus, I will be very angry.
Haro@Keroji: "Want me to head to the computer core?"
T'Kor@hszmv: Go check it out.
Haro@Keroji: nods.
Haro@Keroji: "Computer core." says to the turbolift.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: it will be interesting to see if we get any more announcements like that one.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Instead of the Computer Core. The Turbolift arrives at the _____.
T'Kor@hszmv: realizes that he just sent someone into the basement alone with a potentially hostile AI and shrugs, "I swear I saw this in a Holonovel once."
Tucker@seirradelta: Deck 3 restrooms.
Spots@vitas33: refuse, which was currently leaking a smelly yellowish green liquid.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The lift arrives at the Deck 3 restrooms which immediately offend the nose as you notice a yellow-green slime oozing from the room's door
Vrainak@ryftlord: A deck with the sounds of what could be taken for klingon opera... if a bit strained.
T'Kor@hszmv: Nope, can't remember it.
Vrainak@ryftlord: damn too late xD
Tonk@Nemulim: *chuckles as she turns back to the operations console.*
Haro@Keroji: steps out of the turbolift. And stops. "...Urgh!" coughs
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: seriously was trying to find a way to make an X files joke there and possibly add data nully and fax modem
Haro@Keroji: "...What the ever loving hell..." pinches her nose. "...The Captain should watch his diet..."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The Ops console reports ____ to Tonk in cheery festive letters.
Spots@vitas33: "Tribble levels critical."
Tucker@seirradelta: I kicked Haro into the toilets on Deck 3
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *votes tuckers*
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: MT
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: still voting tuckers XD
Haro@Keroji: "...Well, this certainly isn't computing..." looks to the Turbolift. "...Screw it, I'm taking the ladder."
T'Kor@hszmv: They're taking the Hobits to Eisengard.
Vrainak@ryftlord: Clean up on Deck 3
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The Display reads "Tribble Contamination Critical" in bright green and red lettering that blinks cheerily.
Haro@Keroji: climbs down to the deck with the computer deck. "Right, which way was it..."
Tonk@Nemulim: *growls loudly.* "There had better not be an infestation."
Tonk@Nemulim: *slams a hand on the console as if to prove her point*
T'Kor@hszmv: Infestation? Of what?
Tonk@Nemulim: *motioned to the bright red and green lettering on her screen.* "That."
T'Kor@hszmv: One second...
T'Kor@hszmv: walks to his ready room.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: more like a brisk power walk but live your dream XD
Haro@Keroji: makes it to the computer core. "Right, let's see. Computer, run a diagnostic."
T'Kor@hszmv: comes walking out carrying his best Tribble Killing Bat'leth. "I got this."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The diagnostic results come up with errors in the _______ systems and a power leak in the _______.
Tucker@seirradelta: Throat punch ... Deck 3 cleaning service station
Spots@vitas33: tertiary memory indexer... primary buffer panel struts
Tucker@seirradelta: 'Lets activate the throat punch sys-- KLLAH'!
Tucker@seirradelta: !'**
Chris@cwinters79: lifeform detection + force field generators
Vrainak@ryftlord: Waste disposal + Deck Three Floor
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Wow guys.
Tonk@Nemulim: >_> I hope this bridge is on deck 1 or 2.
Tucker@seirradelta: Deck 3 is oozing yellow-green liquid
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: and that the graveity plating dosn't fail
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "Errors detected in the -Throat Punch!- systems and memory leaks in the primary buffer panel struts."
Haro@Keroji: "...What?" blinks.
T'Kor@hszmv: walks into the turbolift. "Crew Deck. Take me to the Tribbles!"
Spots@vitas33: did the primary buffer panels just come off my gorramn ship?
Tonk@Nemulim: Now I'm just imagining a fist coming out of the console screen to hit Haro right at the "Throat punch!"
Tonk@Nemulim: >_>
Haro@Keroji: taps on the console. "The hell is a throat pu-" is socked back a boxing glove on a spring firing out of the console.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: T'kor arrives on the crew deck to find a room cluttered with Tribbles doing _____!
Majhan@innocuous9: Falcon Punch...?
Spots@vitas33: Yoga.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: unspeakable mating rituals
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: aka eating
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: the Cha-cha.
Tucker@seirradelta: Some nasty shit in your cleen sheets.
Vrainak@ryftlord: Bisexual things in leftover Mexican fuud
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mexican tribbles...
Tonk@Nemulim: ... I'm so done with you guys. >_>
Chris@cwinters79: ..the cleanup of the leftovers from the human food night.
Spots@vitas33: whats wrong with yoga?
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: what would a tribble look like doing yoga anyway?
Vrainak@ryftlord: Can't... breathe...
Spots@vitas33: like a tribble tree.
Chris@cwinters79: fuzzy.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: XD
Haro@Keroji: rubs her face. "Infernal computer..." grumbles.
Tucker@seirradelta: my luuuuuuungs!
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: You are breathless as your mind is broken by the sight of Tribbles doing some real nasty shit in your clean sheets
T'Kor@hszmv: is seething with anger, "WHO! PUT! BED SHEETS! ON! MY! COLD! SLAAAAB!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: At the Computer core the holographic boxing glove disappears just as randomly as it came.
Haro@Keroji: "...This reminds me of something, actually..." ponders.
T'Kor@hszmv: raises the Bat'leth over his head and runs into the room, ready to do great battle with the tribble menace, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The tribbles screech in terror and attempt to fleet from he sheets but are too tangled due to their bisexual activities to escape
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: flee*
Haro@Keroji: "Computer, deary?" says in a sing-song voice.
T'Kor@hszmv: his Bat'leth slices... It dices.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Back on the bridge a holographic ____ appears and swoops past Tonk's head.
Tucker@seirradelta: Noble-class cruiser
T'Kor@hszmv: Targusus, complete with My Little Targ: Honor is Magic theme song playing.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: "Input Command."
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Dire BumbleBear.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: if we're going to get silly. a captain kirk
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mt
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: if we're going to get silly. a captain kirk
Spots@vitas33: captain kirk's head with a flirty gaze
Haro@Keroji: "Could you please tell me if we flew through any magnometic clouds on our trip home?"
T'Kor@hszmv: A Mad Libs book with all the blank spaces already filled in with the words "Meta".
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: or a giant taco
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The disembodied head of Captain Kirk swoops by and bangs in a console which suddenly begins working, "Ayyyy!" it says with a wink
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *Walks over to where the captains chair is. the hell was that?
Tonk@Nemulim: "..." *looked around in surprise.* "Did you... oh you did see it. I'm not suffering delusions from the "mexican food"."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: unless we are sharing dilusions
T'Kor@hszmv: notices some Tribble bouncing out of the bed room, "Get back here you cooing menaces!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The head makes another divebomb at Kalissa, "'ow You doin?" it tones with a flirty attitude.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *quickly ducks and draws her pistol* I'm going to blast that thing
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I have lost sight of it
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The head turns about "Hey baby wanna do it 'Kirk style'?"
T'Kor@hszmv: begins chasing the Tribbles. They go in one bulk head and out the other. They then go into an opposite bulk head and come out another one on the same wall, T'Kor chasing some tribbles, and some+
Haro@Keroji: pouts. "Well fine, if you're gonna be like that..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: ah there it is. *takes aim at it*
T'Kor@hszmv: following him.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Computer: "I'm sorry Baby. Please forgive me."
Haro@Keroji: blinks. But carries on. "It's fine, hon~ Now, can you answer my previous question?"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: When Kalissa shoots the head it explodes into a shower of ____ and rains down on her.
Spots@vitas33: pickle relish
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Small, collectable figurines from My Little Targ: Honor is Magic
Vrainak@ryftlord: Prime Directive violations
Spots@vitas33: a thousand times nope
T'Kor@hszmv: Honor Charms (tm) ceral.
Tucker@seirradelta: Kirk Heads
Tucker@seirradelta: Smaller Kirk heads**
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: "No Magnometric Clouds were detected."
Tucker@seirradelta: Smaller, talking Kirk heads***
Haro@Keroji: "That's all I wanted to know. Catch you later, sweetie~" and turns to leave.
T'Kor@hszmv: Tonight, Tribbles, you will die in Grethor!
T'Kor@hszmv: *dine
Haro@Keroji: climbs back up the ship. To the deck where T'Kor is chasing tribbles. and get's bowled over by them. "Gah!"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: A hail of My Little Targ figures rain down upon Kalissa, The spiky bits poking at her as Honorshy, Bloody Pie, and their friends show Kalissa the power of Honor!
Tonk@Nemulim: *steps away from Kalissa quickly.*
Spots@vitas33: *facedesk*
T'Kor@hszmv: stabs the fuzz balls, "Thank you, Lieutenant, you've distracted them.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: ow! ow! ow! *looks over at Commander Tonk* I am at a loss as to what to do here...
Haro@Keroji: coughs and splutters. "This is NOT the kind of hair I want in my mouth!" blinks. "Uuuhhh..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I deffinitly do not want to shoot them again
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: With the Tribbles taken care of the random Benny Hill chase music dies down.
Tonk@Nemulim: "You don't say?"
T'Kor@hszmv: Shhh. Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Tribbles.
Haro@Keroji: "...Okay? Then...I'll go back to the bridge?"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: suggestions?
T'Kor@hszmv: Yes... I will make sure they are all dead.
Haro@Keroji: "Okay, then...Er, happy hunting?"
Haro@Keroji: "How are things up heeeeOHMYGOD! I've been looking for that one forever!" running dives for the BloodyPie miniature.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: A Panel near T'kor Reads "Tribble Season" then suddenly changes to read "_____ Season"
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Klingon
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: T'kor season!
Tucker@seirradelta: Klingon
Tucker@seirradelta: Uh
Tucker@seirradelta: >_>
Vrainak@ryftlord: Trouble
Tonk@Nemulim: "I have... no real answer for this sort of situation." *recoils at Haro's sudden dive across the deck.* "What now?!"
Tucker@seirradelta: Federation?
Haro@Keroji: is cooing and rubbing the little figure on her cheek. "My collection is compleye!"
Tucker@seirradelta: No...
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *cautiously steps out from the massive pile and allows Haro to do what she wants with them*
Tucker@seirradelta: Haro?
Haro@Keroji: [[*complete]]
Tucker@seirradelta: Yes.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "Klingon Season"
Haro@Keroji: stands up. "Ur-hurm...Sorry..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *looks to Haro. you are an odd one arent you?
Tucker@seirradelta: Guys...
Tucker@seirradelta: My ship is gorn with the wind...
Haro@Keroji: "Always." beams with pride.
Tucker@seirradelta: ._.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: ...
Tonk@Nemulim: "She's also cleaning the deck." *motioned to the other scattered figurines.*
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *loads shotgun* you have to the count of 3
Tucker@seirradelta: *hides on Deck 3?*
T'Kor@hszmv: raises an eyebrow as he approaches sick bay, "Klingon season?"
Haro@Keroji: pouts. "...But I've already got all these..." whines quietly, but picks up the mess, anyway.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: _______ leaks from the nearest enviromental duct on the bridge
T'Kor@hszmv: spots a small white tribble under the sign. It coos than bounces behind the pannel. T'Kor pulls out his disruptor, "Ah ha... I have you."
Tucker@seirradelta: Gorn
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: deck 3
Vrainak@ryftlord: What remains of T'Kor's Tribble killing spree
T'Kor@hszmv: Refried beans.
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Leftover mexican food.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: redshirt cologne
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: because if you're gonna die, die smelling good
Chris@cwinters79: tinsel.
Spots@vitas33: delicious fried fat greese from the galley
T'Kor@hszmv: crouches down and pushes the pannel aside, "Now I have you... Oh no."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The smell of cooked food wafts from the ducts a moment before a torrent of deep frier grease pours forth, smelling of mexican food.
T'Kor@hszmv: behind the panel is a mountain of tribbles, stacked taller than T'Kor. With the panel gone, they roll out onto the Klingon Warrior like an avalance, "NOOO! SOME ONE SAVE ME FROM THE FUZZ BAAAALLS!
T'Kor@hszmv: *"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *takes a small whiff then gets very dizzy* I... may shout groceries here.
Haro@Keroji: sniffs the air. "Mmm...Wait...Wah!" runs away from the torrent of grease.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Suddenly ______ springs from inside the sick bay to save T'kor.
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: Holo-Morn.
Tucker@seirradelta: Michael Jackson
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: an animated snowman
Spots@vitas33: A self sacrificing member of the crew
Tonk@Nemulim: *sniffs the air, grimacing.* "That's... urk." *leaves the forward station, heading for the turbolift.*
Vrainak@ryftlord: B'Rack of house O'bama
Tucker@seirradelta: ^
Chris@cwinters79: "they're so soothing i'm gonna diiiiiie" xD
Haro@Keroji: "...I thought we got rid of the leftovers?"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: apparently the chef found... leftovers
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: mt dammit I'm bad tonight
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: apparently the chef found... leftovers
Haro@Keroji: "..."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I vote we shoot him.
Chris@cwinters79: ..the chef.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: From the sick bay B'rack of House O'bama strolls out in his sunday best and looks over the scene , "I... get the feeling you need help. Help em out boys."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: before he may commite more crimes against our stomachs
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: A squadron of holo-Morns appear at his beck and call to unbury the Warrior.
Tonk@Nemulim: *pulls out a disruptor pistol.* "I am in agreement."
Haro@Keroji: "I'll, uh...Try and get this cleaned up, somehow?"
T'Kor@hszmv: digs himself out of the pile of Tribbles, "Thank you, B'Rak... I would be honored of if a noble warrior such as yourself... who bested S'rah, Daughter of P'Lin, would join me in slaying the Tribble."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: use an airlock if needed
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: tonight has made my day. these comments are the best
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: B'rak: "Lets do this!" he exclaims as he and his crew produce bat'leths and rush into battle with the fuzzy foes, "Beeeee'Roooooooooooooooooock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
T'Kor@hszmv: The House of Laska still feels her dishonor.
Haro@Keroji: "Right...Guess I'll get an emergancy hatch ready, or something..." and wades through the goop.
T'Kor@hszmv: pulls out his disruptor, aims at a Tribble, and fires... nothing happens. T'Kor looks at the device and realizes the power cells are drained, "Looks like I'm using the stun setting."
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: You get a funny! You get a funny! You get a funny! Everyone gets a funny! So declares O'prah, Mistress of Givings.
Tonk@Nemulim: *strides into the turbolift, disruptor held aloft.* "And I will deal with the cook." *presses the panel to send her to the deck holding the galley.*
T'Kor@hszmv: proceeds to pistol whip the the pathetic petQ Tribble, and says that five times fast to boot.
Haro@Keroji: "...Where was the hatch, again? Does this bridge even have one?"
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *eyes the captains chair* I don't belive it does.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: When Tonk arrives in the mess hall she finds the cook bound on the floor. _______ standing over him maniacally with oversized fork and spoon brandished in each hand!
Spots@vitas33: Holographic swedish chef!
Haro@Keroji: "...Rrrright...Well, that makes this easier..."
Spots@vitas33: Borg Borg Borg!
Chris@cwinters79: holo-kirk's headless body
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: ^ That.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: a massive sentient tribble
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: As in, Tiana's comment.
T'Kor@hszmv: S'nta, Son of K'Laus.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The tall hatted muppet turns to face Tonk with malice in its... eyebrows and exclaims "Ya cookin der chef'in da low heat with'da butter and veeneegur!"
Haro@Keroji: fiddles with the environmental controls a little, turning the floor-level vents into vacuum cleaners, essentially. "Hope they don't get clogged up."
T'Kor@hszmv: A Holo-Morn comes up to T'Kor and puts his hand on the Klingon's shoulder. He opens his mouth to speak and a Tribble leaps in, causing the Hologram to choke and fall to the ground.
T'Kor@hszmv: Holo-Morn! NOOO!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *eyes the chair again* what the hell its not like this day could get any weirder. *takes a seat in the chair* to ludicrous speed!
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Holo-Morn is defeated, but his death was honorable
Haro@Keroji: "...Wha?"
T'Kor@hszmv: You Tribbles will pay!
Tonk@Nemulim: "I'm okay cooking him with butter... but vinegar? Gah." *shrugs and fires at the holographic muppet chef.*
T'Kor@hszmv: swats and pistol whips the soft balls of fluff.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: What happens when Kalissa sits in the chair?
Spots@vitas33: whoopie goldberg cushion
T'Kor@hszmv: A Whoopie Goldberg Cus DAMN IT SPOTS!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: always wanted to do that. *stands up*
Spots@vitas33: Indeed.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Somehow deflects the bolt with his spoon, "Mmm bork bork!" he says as a battle cry and leaps at Tonk, poking at her legs with his fork furiously, "Dissen meet be tuffen! Ten'drize eet with dee mallut"
fang@yakavitch: I was extatic when I saw that Whoopie Goldberg was in TNG.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: He brandishes a wooden mallet suddenly
T'Kor@hszmv: A Woopie Goldberg Cushion that says Guine lines when you sit on it.
Spots@vitas33: nah. says whoopie goldberg standup sketch lines
Tonk@Nemulim: *looks down at the hologram with a sort of disinterest, dropping her fist onto his head.*
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: As Kalissa sits an inflatable pops up under her that appears to eb a cushion takign the visage of a bartender from the U.S.S. Enterprise D.
Haro@Keroji: peeks over the console. "...Was that there, before?"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushin - she'd be whoopi Cushin!" it says with flatly
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: if it was that was really awkward.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The chef is squished!
T'Kor@hszmv: Sees a bunch of Tribble pressed up against a vent over B'Rak. T'Kor takes a running dive and tackles the fellow warrior to the ground as the bolts pop off the grate and more tribbles flood the hall.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: He then springs back on the attack despite beign squashed down to nothign but feet, eyebrows, hat, and flailing arms
T'Kor@hszmv: MT
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I'm not shooting anything again... last time I did... *she motions to the pile of figurnes on the ground behind her* that happened
T'Kor@hszmv: Sees a bunch of Tribble pressed up against a vent over B'Rak. T'Kor takes a running dive and tackles the fellow warrior to the ground as the bolts pop off the grate and more tribbles flood the hall.
Haro@Keroji: "...Like that was a bad thing." shrugs.
Tonk@Nemulim: *gets a wicked grin on her face, kicking the holographic cook hard.*
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I suppose given other mishappenings it was mild... pointly little bastards
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Bounces about
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: "Boooooork!"
Haro@Keroji: shrugs.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The Chef discus waddles out of the kitchen indignantly
T'Kor@hszmv: backs away from the Tribbles, picking up his Bat'Leth and spearing the ones that come closer and closer to him.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: What does the Whoopi cushion say next?
Tonk@Nemulim: *laughs heartily, then walks over toward the klingon cook.* "That was almost amusing enough to push the thought of shooting you out of my head. Almost."
Tucker@seirradelta: "PFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT..' *it peeters off inti a moist blowing sound.
Tucker@seirradelta: into*
Spots@vitas33: "Q, this isn't funny. transform me back."
T'Kor@hszmv: In a menacing, spooky voice of forbodding, "I'll be in Sister Act Threeeeeee!"
T'Kor@hszmv: By the way, B'Rak, word of advice for when you are a Captain... never, ever, allow Mexicans or their food on your ship.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Cushion: In an eerie tone the cushion warns, "I'll be in Sister Act ThrEEEEEPHFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!" as it deflates and collapses away
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *raises an eyebrow* sister act three? Haro that sound like anything you've heard of before?
Haro@Keroji: "Very poor Earth 'movie'."
To General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: B'Rak: That's okay... once they are on my ship, I'll be able to monitor them with the Klingon Security Agency."
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: remind me at some point to start studying earth history and entertainment more often
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: B'Rak: "That's uh okay... once they are on my ship, I'll be able to monitor them with the Klingon Security Agency."
Haro@Keroji: "I'll try~"
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: When Tonk attempts to shoot the chef ____ fires from her gun!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: bloodwine
Chris@cwinters79: starfish.
Spots@vitas33: A rubber chicken
T'Kor@hszmv: Ah. You'll make a fine Captain... Heck, you could even be Chancellor some day.
Chris@cwinters79: pink starfish een
Vrainak@ryftlord: "Bork Bork Bork!" Noises along with a sign
Ananda@geralynrhig: Tribbles
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Holy crap is that Ryft?
Chris@cwinters79: *throws blanket over* noitsnot!
Vrainak@ryftlord: *hides* Noo!
Vrainak@ryftlord: Hey Alt :3
Krow@khaoskrow: *flerps*
T'Kor@hszmv: The Music from Charlie Brown's Christmas.
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: How's it going?
Tucker@seirradelta: Captian Kirk's head
Vrainak@ryftlord: Good, and you?
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: As Tonk squeezes the trigger a distinct shout of "Bang!" sounds from it and a rubber chicken flies forth, slapping off the Klingons ridged head uselessly. The gun then proceeds to cough and hack.
Tonk@Nemulim: *stared at her own gun in disbelief. With a growl, she then hit the cook with it hard enough to break the pistol.* "Somehow, all of this is your fault." *She then stomped off out of the galley.*
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Alright, I suppose.
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Krow you're in time to see the madness of "Who's RP is it anyways?" Where the ridges don't matter and nobody earns Honor.
Vrainak@ryftlord: Been busy with real life myself
Krow@khaoskrow: What.
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Same.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: pure insanity over on the hammerhead
Krow@khaoskrow: *opens RP channels*
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: The Swedish Chef attacked Tonk
Krow@khaoskrow: ...Q?
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: We'll see
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I shot kirks disembodied holograghic head
Krow@khaoskrow: ....Q.
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: The Computer announces one last time. "_____"
Tucker@seirradelta: Q WAS HERE
T'Kor@hszmv: Ding Fries are Done.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: would you like an apple pie with that
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
Krow@khaoskrow: Beat me to it.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: XD
Tonk@Nemulim: The klingon equivilant of "April Fools"
Spots@vitas33: "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!"
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: OH MY GOD my stomach just made a sound that made me look to see if the dog was in the room. Then I remembered I don't have a dog.
Chris@cwinters79: We require more Vespine gas.
Vrainak@ryftlord: "Deck Three will now be ventilated."
Krow@khaoskrow: New winter jacket colors. Hmm...Not sure I like the Green/red or teal ones.
T'Kor@hszmv: Autobots, Transforme and Roll Out!
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: teal?
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: the realse info about the new event?
Krow@khaoskrow: HA!
Krow@khaoskrow: WHO WAS AROUND LAST YEAR FOR THE WINTER EVENT!?
Ananda@geralynrhig: Me
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I WAS
Krow@khaoskrow: REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THERE SHOULD BE A ICICLE SNIPER!?
Tucker@seirradelta: Q WAS HERE
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Yus, actually
Ananda@geralynrhig: Um...no?
Krow@khaoskrow: Krow can SEE THE FUTIRE.
Krow@khaoskrow: Future*
XXXG-00W0@Keroji: What's the Lottery numbers, Krow?
Krow@khaoskrow: "The Impaler". It's literally an icicle sniper rifle.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: yes but can krow see why kids love the taste of cinnomon toast crunch?
Tucker@seirradelta: 3 5 7 9 11
Krow@khaoskrow: 8675309
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Like a bad series of commercials blinking by "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky! Autobots, Transform and roll out! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!"
Selana Auditore da Roma@Altair145: Lol
Krow@khaoskrow: ...oh my god.
T'Kor@hszmv: Damn it, Kailssa, I was going to say that.
Tucker@seirradelta: AWWWW COME ON
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: XD on a roll tonight
Krow@khaoskrow: Abomidorable Snowman Pet.
Krow@khaoskrow: It's literally just the guy from Rudolph.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: the yeti?
Krow@khaoskrow: Yep.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: I want
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: so many of them
Spots@vitas33: The Bumble.
Haro@Keroji: looks up "...Dafuq?!"
Krow@khaoskrow: Also, the color for the nanopulse weapons is green. No sword though...
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *looks to haro* I'm just going to go to bed now...
Krow@khaoskrow: Damn. No Khan jacket. :/
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: and pretend I haven't been awake for the last little bit
T'Kor@hszmv: watches as the holographic tribbles disappear.
Haro@Keroji: "Won't stop it being true, though."
Tucker@seirradelta: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
T'Kor@hszmv: looks around for B'Rak, who has mysteriously disappeared, "Thank you, B'Rak... where ever you are."
fang@yakavitch: Yes?
Tucker@seirradelta: ._.
T'Kor@hszmv: Bridge.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: bridge here
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: you might want to be careful sitting down
T'Kor@hszmv: I am happy to report that the Tribble Menace is gone.
T'Kor@hszmv: looks to the rest of the crew, "I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm up for a game. Anyone want to play an Earth game called Mad Libs."
T'Kor@hszmv: 8?
T'Kor@hszmv: *?
Haro@Keroji: "..."
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: Somewhere deep in the bowels of the ship a large figure in a red and white fur suit turns towards the audience to reveal his wicked demonic visage and with a wink he states, "Merry Fek'Ihrimass kids!"
fang@yakavitch: ;D
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: *glares*... no
General Dru Karee@firebringeraxel1: "Ho Ho HAHAHAHA!" he laughs diabolically as he disappears in a burst of hellfire!
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Thank ou all for participating
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: I hope you all had fun
T'Kor@hszmv: Was fun.
T'Kor@hszmv: Could not stop laughing.
Kalissa@Jagged_Jade: lots of insanity. was awesome
Krow@khaoskrow: All of my wut.
Krow@khaoskrow: And some of my hwha?
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: Happy Holidays
toy'wI'a'@firebringeraxel1: *cackles*